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It made me smile Hope it does the same for you ??

A man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor every time I pass wind it sound like a motorbike" ! Intrigued the Dr says "Okay I have never heard of that but let me hear you"

So the man lets go with a huge break of wind and it really sounds like a motorbike.

Oh dear said the Dr "let me examine you Take you trousers down and bend over"

After five minutes examining him the Dr says "Okay pull up your trousers I have found the problem"

"Oh please Doc he said don't tell me its bad news"

Not really the Dr says "You have an Abcess in your back passage"

"So what is the noise then Dr"? He asks.

Well said the Dr "Abcess makes the farts go Honda"

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I did try not to laugh, but I failed lol.

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Good as laughing is very good for you !!!!!

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It's 600 am so it took me a minute but then all was well.My husband will like this as its right up his alley!! l ha ha 😂

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Duble entendre their from you "Right up his alley" Ohhhhhh Matron

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😄

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he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! he! I thought that was funny! My wife sighed though! :) :) :) :) :) :)

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As a lot of women are prone to do !!

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that was funny x

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Glad it made you smile :>)))

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