Here's a little bit of laughter for you

The 7 dwarves

The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door.

A nun answers and says “Can I help you, my child?” Happy says “Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?”

The nun is puzzled, and says “No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent.” Happy thinks for a minute, and then says “Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?”

The nun says “No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city.” So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves.

Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says “What now?” Doc says, “Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?”

The nun says “No! There are no 3 foot nuns!” Doc thinks, and then says “Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?”

The nun is starting to get mad, and says “NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!” So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle.

A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says “Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?”

The nun says “NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!” Sleepy says “Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?”

The nun says “NO!!” and slams the door in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting “DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!“

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  • Wow I just burst out laughing thank that was a good one xgins

  • lmao excellent x vikki

  • Look for my jokes on the Jokes Galore Blog. will be putting my jokes on there in future. LibertyZ(admin) started it up today

  • Loved it, going to take a look now, it is just what I needed today xxxxx

  • Lmao that cheered me up :) x

  • Look for my jokes on the Jokes Galore Blog. will be putting my jokes on there in future. LibertyZ(admin) started it up today

  • I had a chuckle to myself and it made me smile :-) Thanks

  • I love, love, love daft jokes. That one was brilliant.

  • Look for my jokes on the Jokes Galore Blog. will be putting my jokes on there in future. LibertyZ(admin) started it up today

  • I think I might wee myself! LOL xx

  • If your going to drip water make it tears lol lol

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    Hope everyone enjoys it! :) Please feel free to post on it too! :)

  • Lovett.... keep them coming.. a laugh a day keeps through pain T bay xxx

  • Glad it gave you a giggle.

    If you look above at LibertyZ (admin) There's a link for the Jokes Galore blog. I've already re-posted my joke on the blog and if you like a good laugh go take a peek.

    After i had posted my jokes last couple of days LibertyZ realized have a blog spot just for jokes would be a welcome addition. Now we have it. pass this on to your friends xxx

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