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There is an important lesson here.

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of pounds for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten pounds and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go to the football instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time at the football," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you MAD!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a bath and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, football and golf ."

Take care, keep smiling and kindest regards

Terry

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TheAuthor

hehehehehe! Love it!

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Irene25

Certainly made me smile!

:) :) :) Sue xxx

Love it! :)

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Catsrule

Made me smile :) I produce a monthly Newsletter at work and I am always looking for clean jokes, this is perfect for it!

Fantastic! :D :D :D

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wallflower_fairy

Genius :)

xxxx

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timsgirl

Wish my husbands reply could be this!

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