Whats the difference between roast potatoes and soup?
Anyone can roast potatoes~ ! Bad here is another of equal caliber
An Idiot dashed into a police station ........Excuse me can someone help my car has just been stolen ~~
But dont worry I got the registration!
Well renewed by christmas cracker jokes another for you all.
DOCTOR Well I am sorry to say you have a broken finger but dont worry we can sort it out for you
Patient ; When it is better will I be able to play the piano
Doctor: Certainly you will
Patient: Well that is great I couldn't before!
So what were your jokes let us have them Have a Happy Boxing Day xgins