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Boxing day is with us an just because you may be a little jaded here is a joke

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Whats the difference between roast potatoes and soup?

Anyone can roast potatoes~ ! Bad here is another of equal caliber

An Idiot dashed into a police station ........Excuse me can someone help my car has just been stolen ~~

But dont worry I got the registration!

Well renewed by christmas cracker jokes another for you all.

DOCTOR Well I am sorry to say you have a broken finger but dont worry we can sort it out for you

Patient ; When it is better will I be able to play the piano

Doctor: Certainly you will

Patient: Well that is great I couldn't before!

So what were your jokes let us have them Have a Happy Boxing Day xgins

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Morning gins, good to see you survived the festivities :-)

Mine is a bit of a story rather than a quick joke, but funny I hope :o ?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went camping

They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Hehehe :-)

Foggy x

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jillylin in reply toFibrofoggiest

Thanks foggy !

Hugs

Jillyxx

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Fibrofoggiest in reply tojillylin

Hehehe hope it made you smile even just a little bit :-) :-)

Foggy x

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hamble99b

Q. what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A. you can roast beef but you can't ...

Q. where did Napoleon keep his armies?

A. up his sleevies!

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jillylin in reply tohamble99b

Love them

Hugs

Jillyxx

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TheAuthor in reply tohamble99b

Merry Christmas - Think you had the same crackers as me! x

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jillylin

Thanks for the smiles

Hugs

Jillyxx

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TheAuthor

What's black and white but red all over......?

A newspaper!

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Lucyhobbit

My daughter's favourite....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

- a wooly jumper

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Aura1 in reply toLucyhobbit

What is green and goes up and down ......

Gooseberry in a lift ....

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