Jokes to day well let me see
Any body like Ken Dodd well this is one of his: Did you hear about the SHRIMP went to the Prawn Cocktail Party-
HE PULLED A MUSSEL.
How about the Irish Man who was listening to a match?
HE BURNT HIS EAR!!!
What do you get if you cross a Orange with a Comedian?
PEELS OF LAUGHTER-
I hope this gets you all smiling ready for the day one more for luck
Why do you call your dog METAL worker?
BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE HEARS A KNOCK HE MAKE A BOLT FOR THE DOOR!
So I cannot win every time Have a good day enjoy your shopping and dont eat to many mince pies!! xgins