he had a lettuce leaf sticking out of his ear!
"That's strange" said the Doctor
"You should see the rest of it " said the man
"Its only the tip of the iceberg"
Time to make us all giggle I thought so anyone got any vegetable jokes or Doctor jokes -
Don't be shy just join in for a giggle 
Good morning gins! Here's one of my sons ones: docter docter I feel like a pair of curtains! We'll pull yourself together then! I know that's bad,hehe.Yours made me chuckle though xxx
very good gins made me chuckle
Here goes.........
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
Ketchup.
ha ha! 
I couldn't resist this one as I'd never heard/read it before 
Carla Carrot and Grandpa Swede are having a chat
Carla Carrot: “Peter Parsnip beat Rudi Radish in a thumb war.”
Grandpa Swede: “That’s a turnip for the books.”
xxxsianxxx
Ladies, thank you for making me laugh. I desperately needed one and you all came up trumps.
Hugs
Jillyxx
man goes into the doctors with sponge & fruit in one ear and custard & sprinkles in the other.
"Dr, Dr, I seem to be a trifle deaf!"
Sadly I only know one doctor joke and it really isn't suitable for the forum! Mind you, I have just had a good laugh at these ones.
Hope you all well.
Ken xxx
Not quite a Doctor joke but. . .
I'm getting a turbo stairlift
so it gets me upstairs before I forget why I'm going.
What do you call a mushroom who aways insists on getting the first round in?
A fungi to be with.
Boom boom in the words of the revered Basil Brush xx
A bit late in the day with this as was in deepest Fog all day yesterday.
Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: If you aim it well enough it might
Foggy x
I'll try this one!! Hope I don't get shouted at!!
An elderly lady asks the doctor for something to help her husband's sex drive. 'I'll give you some tablets', said the doctor. 'Put 1 in your husband's tea each day and that should do the trick'.
A week later the lady returned to the doctor's. 'What seems to be the problem? Didn't the tablets work?'
'Oh yes!' said the lady, 'we were having coffee and my husband threw me over the table and made mad passionate love to me there and then! It was wonderful!'
'So what's the problem?' asked the doctor.
'I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again!!' the woman replied.
XXX
Doctors/specialist- DLA
Update on doctors appointment
Doctors medical note
Medication and useless doctors
Is it a man thing????
