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Terry's 'jokes of the day'

These are some silly jokes who's origin is probably a Christmas Cracker.

Why was the broom late? Because it overswept.

Which dog keeps the best time? A Watchdog

What lies at the bottom of the ocean an shivers? A nervous wreck

What do you call a surgeon with eight arms? A Doctorpus

What is fastest, hot or cold? Hot because you can catch cold

Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers

What are the wettest animals? Reindeer

What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn? Where’s pop corn?

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A Stick

What do prisoners use to call one another? A Cell Phone

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool? He had Mittens

Where does Tarzan buy his clothes? At the Jungle sale

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Clause? Claustrophobic

What ring is square? A Boxing Ring

That is enough for tonight (probably more than enough)

But you can wait for tomorrow for some more, exciting isn't it.

Take care and kindest regards


PS. go to hospital tomorrow to see if they can see what the shadow on my lung is, hopefully it will have gone with all the antibiotics and anti-coagulants they gave me.

9 Replies


I love these :D

What's brown and sticky?

A stick :)

Good to see you Terry and good luck tomorrow

:) xxxsianxxx :)


Hello my friend, I really enjoyed those, they were brillo!

Just want to wish you all the best of luck at the hospital tomorrow.

Take care



Love the title Terry! Enjoyed the jokes :D

hope the med's have done the trick!


Good to see you back.

I enjoyed the jokes, Hoping all is well.

Hugs sue xx


There is nothing like a good giggle in the morning to start my day, so a big thank you. Hope all goes well today :)


Hello Terry,

Great, a big LIKE for Terry's 'Jokes of the day' ! Best of luck for tomorrow, thinking of you :)

Emma :)


Good to see you back, hope all went well today, Linda xx


Love your jokes Terry. Hope all is well with you, hugs, Julie xxx


love your jokes terry hope antibioticts have done the trick .hugs xx


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