Well, despite having be logged out unexpectedly, I have actually managed to come in again hoorah for me ! (Perhaps not so good for all of you ) so as threatened yesterday, I have made ready for a riverside picnic party and invite all of you to come and join me on this glorious Wednesday. There will be the promised duck race, cow pat hurling, tickling the trout (watch out VG ! ) terrier racing (so bring your dogs along ) and all sorts of other fun things, all suggestions welcome !! Come as you are, or come as you aren't, whichever Think of the scene, a lovely meadow, with the river gently trickling by, (portaloos behind the hedge ) and a few weeping willow trees to sit under. I have put up gazebos, a few rowing boats and a punt just in case any lovely gentlemen show up to waft us downstream. There may also be a big prize for chasing off the heifers or bullocks, never know which are going to show up I have prepared a veritable feast for you all with jugs of non alcoholic punch and others of Pimms (wish they'd make a non alcoholic version of that, then I would be a happy bunny). I am all ready and prepared and await your arrival with anticipation, please just come and have some fun.
Foggy x
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Ha I KNEW Gins had gone black ,,, she insists its purple .... Hurls a cow pat energetically into Gins Pimms .. Yes they WERE dry cowpats .. Sorry Gins but someone was tickling me ....
Morning did anyone manage to stay awake to see the moon - thought not ever mind Campers to days adventure will be the bathing beauties contest meeting at 10.00 in the main hall proceeded by parading amongst the campers.
Nether whallop has never had so much fun since............................................................(please finish the sentence) in 5 words or more.
Best selected will win bottle champagne at prize ceremony at 6pm. Ball gowns to be worn. xgins
I'm glad the riverside picnic is carrying on today, or I would have missed it, I was away on an errand of mercy yesterday - well that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Have brought you a new supply of cow pats and wellies for chucking randomly. Now where's the Pimms? Oh no! Who poured it all into VG's fishbowl? You know what she's like!
Can I finish the sentence, Gins? "Nether Wallop has never had so much fun since Grandma caught her boobs in the mangle"
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) so as threatened yesterday, I have made ready for a riverside picnic party and invite all of you to come and join me on this glorious Wednesday. There will be the promised duck race, cow pat hurling, tickling the trout (watch out VG ! ) terrier racing (so bring your dogs along ) and all sorts of other fun things, all suggestions welcome !! Come as you are, or come as you aren't, whichever 
Think of the scene, a lovely meadow, with the river gently trickling by, (portaloos behind the hedge 
IT'S PARTY TIME - Let the fun begin
WELCOME BACK EMMA: LET'S PICNIC TO CELEBRATE
The dinner party and others
