They don't understand!

I've just been for a quick little run in the sun to try out some new trail shoes. I have a bad back at the moment and I'm off to the chiropractor today, so I thought that if the shoes caused problems, I could get the problems fixed today. So only a short planned run, up the trail and back. Garmin was unhelpful - I turned round at the 1.5k mark and trotted back to my start point, to find the G stating 2.94km. What??? So what do you do? You turn round, of course, and run back a few yards, then turn back and run back again to the gate. Job done. But there was a dog walker.

"Now, then", he said. "It's either this way, or it's that way. D'you not know?"

"Ah," I puffed, gesturing at my watch, "It's all about the numbers."

"A slave!" he cried. "A slave to the numbers! Break free, lass!"

He made me giggle all the way home.

11 Replies

  • Ha ha, I would have too. He's quite right. It's a tyranny!

    I hope the new shoes are comfy. My trail shoes are like slippers. It's good not to have to even think about our feet when out on the trail. I feel like a trail run coming on. Not run one for a week or so

    It's not rained for a few days so good on you for getting out there in the dry! Not to get your new shoes mucked up obviously. LOL

  • I'm sure someone posted a photo of a t-shirt that says 'If I fall over, pause my Garmin!'

    I'm not sure about the shoes. I actually bought them just for walking down to town in, hadn't realised they were trail shoes *d'oh* but wanted some trainers. Then I realised I'd entered what appears to be an off-road race :O so thought I might try them out. It wasn't really a fair trial because the trail I run on is quite hard-packed, so not really off-road at all. They're okay, I suppose... but my knee was sore :(

    Hope you have a lovely run!

  • Ha ha ! Flippin ' Garmins -Pah !

    Mine hasn't picked ups satellite the last coupla times I've been out ! Someone on here says weather conditions can affect that , so I'm putting it down to that :-)

    Good Luck Annie with the chiropractor, hope it's good news for you .

    Please let us know how you go on xxxx

  • Every time I start my Garmin, I remind it that all the satellites are still up there, whizzing around just like they were last time we did this... *sigh*

    Thanks, Pops, the chiro was painful as usual :D but there's definite progress and she is pleased with me (last time she was Displeased) because I have been icing like I know I should.

    At least I'm lucky and I can go and get fixed :) xxx

  • Hope the chiropractor can help. Backpains are nasty!

    and of course it's all about the numbers. If it's not on Connect it doesn't count!

  • Thanks, Tomas, I feel much better now I've been clunked into line!

    I love my statistics. I'm not fast, I don't do graphs or anything like that, but I do love Connect :) Can you imagine trying to tell someone that you've just beaten your PB - but you have no proof? No numbers? I don't think so!

  • Haha that's funny. I think most of us are slaves to the numbers. I've had problems with the Garmin too. Mine is on a disciplinary warning.

    I hope you get your back sorted Annie. But you are running which must be good for the back. Let us know how you get on.

  • I often talk to my Garmin. Well, mutter at it... or shout at it. Today it was something along the lines of, 'But you said it was 1.5k so I turned round!' Hope yours behaves itself, IP!

    Thanks, my back feels much better this afternoon. Need to ice and exercise like I've been told to. Luckily my chiro is a runner too so understands :)

  • He is very right , stays and numbers are great but ! Enjoy your new trail shoes

  • Still giggling here :D Thanks, Rob, not sure the shoes are quite right for me but I've had a look at the extremely helpful map for the race and I might get away with my normal shoes - fingers crossed!

  • Yes probably right though 😜

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