For All Those Kind People Who Have Helped Me Including Whywhy,Rose and Grog

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,

How absurd! to swallow a bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,

Imagine that! to swallow a cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,

What a hog! to swallow a dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,

Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,

I don't know how she swallowed a cow!

She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,

She's dead—of course!

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  • I cant do a laughing face , this site wont let me :-D

    But if you could see me I am laughing

    Thank you Bertty for always making me feel happy , I can come on here feeling down & you pop up & I am soon smiling

    Good song , i remember that one been sung to me ;-)

    love

    whywhy

    xxx

  • I still prefer the Goons

    GROG

    XXX

  • Do you ever stop complaining young grog

    "Unbelievable "

    No pleasing some people ;-)

    Cant do a laughing face , just pretend I have lol

    xxx

  • Thank you, Bertty, cheered me up, I'm wilting here! :-/

    Grog, now come on, don't be a Grumpy Old Man! ;)

    {{{{{{hugs}}}}}

  • I hate good looking young men who sing songs to all my ladies.

    Bah Humbug

    grog

    xxx

  • Where are the good looking young men grog , I must be missing them lol

    xxx

  • I am here whywhy (ps don't tell Mrs Grog") She has just put her woolly bobble hat on and gone to bed,

    Grog

    ;;::-)

  • So you are the good looking man are you lol

    I wished I was in bed , still ironing , its so hot here , its doing me no good , but this is what happens when you suffer with OCD you have to do it

    Are you feeling a little happier Mr Grog

    Still not getting use to this are you ?

    Dont worry I wont tell Mrs Grog either (our secret)

    Was that a face I think you tempted , i will have a go , it wont work though :-D

    xxx

  • Ying tong ying tong

    Ying tong ying tong

    Ying tong iddle I po,

    Ying tong ying tong

    Ying tong ying tong (bluebottle drops behind)

    Ying tong iddle I po

    grog

    xxx

  • Very nice grog , I like how you explain to us on line 5 (bluebottle drops behind ) gave me a clear picture that did was lovely :-D thats a laughing face even though it wont be lol

    xxx

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