At 7.30am today the man from Asda arrived with my groceries and cat food.
I opened the door still rubbing my eyes and scratching my head.
"My Gord "he said "you do look ill ,if I was you I'd go back to bed,my Gord you do look ill"
At 9am whilst still in bed the cardiac care nurse arrived and said
"My Gord you do look ill, I will do what I can but are you sure you're not dead? my Gord you do look ill"
At lunchtime the doctor came to look me over and made a remark
"My Gord you do look ill Don't make plans to walk to the park my Gord you do look ill"
At 3pm my wife came to see how I was.
"My Gord you do look well" she said with a smile",you look as though you could run a mile my Gord you do look well.
At 4pm I felt great.
With sincere apologies to anyone under the age of 65 and also to Stanley Holloway.
With great thanks to my wonderful wife.