JOKES !!!

Why did the alarm clock get cross?

Because he was all wound up

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When do ducks usually wake up?

At the quack of dawn

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On Monday morning rolling out of bed is easy

Getting off the floor is another thing

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What do drivers put on their morning pancakes?

Traffic jam

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😂 . . . Getting off the floor . . . 🙃

[Agora1]

Thank you Vonus for the heartfelt laughter. xx

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👍 💜 ♥️ ❤️ 😊

[Bazzak]

Her: Wanna go to the Llama farm?

Me: Alpaca bag

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I swallowed a padlock...

I'm now undergoing keyhole surgery...

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What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins.

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.I have a chronic fear of escalators. I am beginning to take steps to avoid them.

I asked my mate to spell "won ton" backwards.

He said: "not now" .

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!.

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Great jokes 😂😆😉💙💟🌟✨

[Downinil in reply to Bazzak]

All of those had me laughing. Thanks.