A guy proposed to a woman in the gym but she said no 🙁 Well that didn’t workout
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I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that’ll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote.
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After weeks of keeping it secret, I confessed to my gym buddies that I had taken the bench press out of my workout schedule. That was a weight off my chest.
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I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing. He said, “Knock yourself out!”