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just something light hearted πŸ€—

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Bazzak
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squirrel left and a horse on the right but turn it upside down,

I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30.

was going to put a joke about squirrels but they all mentioned nuts ! πŸ€—

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Dolphin14 profile image
Dolphin14

Bazzak

I am so excited to see you here:) I have heard so much about you. You are a legend of laughter, my words:)

I love these type of photos. It's too bad on the squirrel jokes, bet you had some good ones.

🐬

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Bazzakβ€’ in reply toDolphin14

Thank you for the lovely reply πŸ€—πŸ€—xx

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hypercat54β€’ in reply toBazzak

Ha ha to quote Dorothy Parker you 'are a legend in your own lunchtime'... x πŸ₯°πŸ€£

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Bazzakβ€’ in reply tohypercat54

🀣🀣🀣

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply tohypercat54

Don't encourage him - please 🀣🀣

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Bazzakβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Not everyone likes me.

I asked the wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said β€œ a widows pension β€œ

πŸ™‰πŸ€—

Mind you I can’t blame her, last year I asked her what she wanted and she said β€œDiamonds”

So I got her a pack of playing cards πŸ€—

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hypercat54β€’ in reply toBazzak

🀣🀣 Very good. Don't get her in the club though.... x

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Bazzakβ€’ in reply tohypercat54

The thought of it made my heart miss a beat πŸ€—xx

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hypercat54β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Always 🀣🀣 x

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Arymretep

Very cleverπŸ‘

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Bazzakβ€’ in reply toArymretep

Hope you are keeping well my pester πŸ€—

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Arymretepβ€’ in reply toBazzak

You too πŸ‘

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hypercat54

Bazz you crack me up as usual. Great to see a post from you. Lets see more of you please.

You are a complete legend and your fame is spreading as I expect from an East End boy.🀣🀣 x

Ps Give my love to dirty old London town hey and kick ass.

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Bazzakβ€’ in reply tohypercat54

Lovely to hear from you πŸ€— you could always become a Pearly Queen 🀣🀣xx

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hypercat54β€’ in reply toBazzak

Naw - been away from the smoke for too long. These days I am just a grumpy old lady, the queen of the grumps xx 😁πŸ€ͺ😘

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Cb1963

Well that's just fried my brain πŸ€ͺ🀣

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Rufus07

that is amazing! I love squirrels. I feed mine, who live outdoors, peanuts everyday and hazelnuts for a treat. They put a smile on my face just watching them. They also like carrots.

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Vonus5591

Love the jokes x keep them coming, I say x

I wish more and more people write jokes

The more the merrier!

x

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Roukaya

After such a long time you have come back, the site has never been the same without you .

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Bazzakβ€’ in reply toRoukaya

Hope you are well Roukaya πŸ€—

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Cake-Maker

Bazzak. I still love you and your jokes. Such a treat to see you back ❀️

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Cake-Maker

Look closely - is this what they mean by β€œIt’s all in your head”. Lol

Optical, illusion
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Bazzakβ€’ in reply toCake-Maker

🀣🀣🀣

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toCake-Maker

Omg that's creepy . Very clever though .

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