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Why do cows have bells?

Because their horn doesn't work!

or

Why can't bicycles stand?

Because they are TWO tired!

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If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.

Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.

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😆🤣 The best to you, loved it!

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blackcat64013

If horses wear horse shoes what do camels wear?Answer - desert boots

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😂 Excellent one!!

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CL3V3R-G1RL

Why did the cat crossed the road?

Answer- Because the chicken had a laser pointer

I bought a belt and it didn't fit. What a waist 😉

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🤣 Good one!!!

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