Why do cows have bells?
Because their horn doesn't work!
or
Why can't bicycles stand?
Because they are TWO tired!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horn doesn't work!
or
Why can't bicycles stand?
Because they are TWO tired!
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.
Why did the cat crossed the road?
Answer- Because the chicken had a laser pointer
I bought a belt and it didn't fit. What a waist 😉
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