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Hola Amiga
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😂Hola, SS!
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So what do you think?
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Go into your settings,happened to me once …..i had to do a crash course in Portuguese
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Ok. Thanks. I’ll try. Uh, which settings…HU or my iPad?
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Whew! I fixed it. Thanks again. I hadn’t had enough coffee yet to handle that. 😁
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I like Brazilian Jazz ... that's in Portuguese....
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Faux Sounds like something Ide definitely pick off the menu board
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Si senorDer dago, forte lorez inaro
Demaint lorez, demar trux
Fulov coosan ensan dux
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Not fair. Lol
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Scary moments! Pelegro
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Lol yup! Pelegro? As in stuff happens?
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Danger.... potential harm. Sesame Street or Dora I think hahaha
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Lol Close enough..
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Ya that's all I got. Aqua... water? Oops edit
It's agua haha
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Taco….
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Spanish rice?
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Espanol arrozo. Lol
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Slam!!! No ablo espanole no clue on spelling
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Wham, bam, thank you…….
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You go this. I know your type. You took notes before you changed it back to English
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Guilty as charged ✌️
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I would have done the same
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Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato has 47 anuses
That’s Spanish for you
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I don’t see the Spanish for sphincter muscle. Lol Hola, Bazzak!
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🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant darling 🤗😘
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I thought you were part of SalamancaJoe's Harem 🤣🤣🤗😘
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No darling.My heart belongs to only one.And in any case,one 72 yr old is more than enough for me to handle 🤗😘
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Hidden 2 years ago
Bonus Diaz Sinorrita, I’m awake Baby!
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Never made it out of Spanish 101, I see. Welcome to a new day full of surprises and twists and turns.
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Hidden 2 years ago
Coffee is my Salvation
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Coffee is a lot of peoples salvation. Intravenous is the way to go.
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Enema if you’re anxious about needles
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GILI! Good alternative. Lol
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Coffee suppositories 🤔😂
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😂
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Sorry getting a bit bad taste now 🤗😁
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Add honey or some Schnapps.
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High strength Cappuccino anusol
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Oh, no! next!
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There could be a new use for those coffee machine pods 🤣🤗
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What a waste of coffee hahaha
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🤗🤣🤣
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Hahaha....,
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Flat white with a twist
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What is that? A wine enema?
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You can mix it up …I hear the americano and tequila shot hits the spot first thing in the morning
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Well absorbed. Might irritate your bowels I remember how delicate they are
In the old days we used to give Tide ( laundry detergent) Enemas.
I know, I know.... stop it
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Tide? Makes sense. Ebb and flow. 😂
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Yes you got that sister. Ever tried one Or been forced to try one
Soap bubbles funny sh **
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Thanks for the memory….🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧
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Welcome... bit of enema trivia.
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I bet you have an arsenal of that. Trivia, I mean. Lol
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You bet I do. Lol
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Tide😱 omg
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Yup try story lol
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Your life experiences are wasted on here….bet some people on the i.b.s. Site could benefit from your washing powder trick
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Right as always. I thought you could bring it over. Your's in worse than mine
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I’m only qualified to clear the u bend ,…Mary might be a member,she already chewed my ass up over giving medical advice….must confess though I’ve had to administer a shampoo enema a few times to retrieve my stash
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True confessions…
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LMFAO!!! Hysterical stuff.
1) you def know your u bend
2) Mary... yes you did get reprimanded for medical advice and I would be careful upsetting her
3) What can I say here. Lucky for me it wasn't something I was responsible for. Checking the toilet for the stash was someone else's job
4) What kind of shampoo?
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Yes. What’s the best bubble to use?
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Spiced latte
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Lol 🔥
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Serious intestinal damage with the spice
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Ex nay on the ice spay, then.
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I just hope he has enough toilet paper. Do you get what I'm saying?
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🤣🤣 Nope. I don’t get it…..
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Really? Would never have thought of that. I took you for an extra body, volume and shine kind of guy
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youtu.be/DjJKUqH2jtw (Not working as expected?)
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YES..... you are my hero!!
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😂I can’t breathe. Call 911!
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Best one ever, right hahaha
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I'm going to have bowel issues from laughing so hard. This is my favorite
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so loud I scared the rabbit he shot out of the house into the garden 🤣 I was in tears laughing at it. I was waiting for it to hit one of the cyclists 🤣
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The music tickles me
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Too much! 😂
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Inquiring minds 🐬
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“Waste” is right. Lol
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Gotta try it
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Life is an adventure. 😁
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Bob Dylan ‘ life is sad, life is a bust, but, you do what you must & you do well, Baby I need you, Honey can’t ya tell’ , paraphrasing, wetm
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Does Bob speak Spanish? Who’s wetm?
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Dylan speaks to your mind & soul - My Messiah, really
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Interesting…..
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God I’m loving life this morning! Gotta cool it with you Dumplin’, forum might think we ? ? ? ? Bang, Bang- Shang-Al-Ang
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
Whew-Glad you Got My Drift
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
Gotta run Cupcake- Do My Duty-For God&Country-‘way out back, in a trailer, down by the river’
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Ok,Cotton Joe!
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Ol’ Cotton Joe - sorry, gotta put my hand in my pockets Lushish
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
No, not that, go get gone! Like the way You mind clicks, oh-la-la - much later, but, later Sweet Cheeks!
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SWS found ya. Southbound on the train for about an hour! So you up for SHSS in virtual ‘Cool World’??
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
Ha, what ever that means, ha! I gotta get around - Later Doll Face
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Go make the rounds, Sugar Plum. 😁
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Much Thanks GumDrop
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
Hey- I took Latin I & II, no yoke - helps a bit with all languishes- my grandma is really my fort-a
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You just replied to yourself, but with the advancements in technology, I got the message. I took Latin in the sixth grade. Was easy to grok. Yup. Your grandma is your fort a?
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Hidden 2 years ago
Hei! Hei! Hvordan har du det? Snakker du norsk?
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😂 I’m doing ok now. Thanks for asking in Norwegian. Snakker as in Cheetos?
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Dang...you KNEW that???? Sweet!Snakker as in talk. Do you speak Norwegian is the second question. You got the first one correct. How are you.
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I don’t speak Norwegian, but I get by in German. They can be similar. I’m doing all right. Starting off Monday on good footing. 😉 und sie?
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Yes, they are both north Germanic languages. I lived in Germany when in high school. I had somewhat of an easier time picking up this language because of that.
I'm doing okay, thanks for asking. I forgot how to say that in German.
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So similar. Latin is helpful, but French is less familiar.
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I enjoy learning languages.
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I agree, but my learning language synapses have left the station. But maybe some Italian?
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They've left the...🤣 Love it!Need to sign off now. Have a great day!
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Have a good one, too, mein freund.
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Ich bin sehr gut. That’s goot, not gut for all in question. 😁
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I'm glad you're doing well.👍
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
That’s ‘Greek’ to me
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Hidden 2 years ago
I was at security in the Frankfurt airport once. The guy asked "Sprechen Sie deutsch?" I replied, "nein". He did a double-take, so I left as quickly as I could.
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Nein WILL end a conversation.
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You may have accidently slept with hand on phone & it magically decided you were Portuguese lol
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There you go! The answer to the mystery. Lol
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Just be glad it wasn't Welsh!
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Cheers, Midori
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Welsh! Lol No problem with that. There’s a reliable translator I know I could call on around here. 😁
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That's good, I don't think I'm ever going to be proficient. Most of my friends don't even try.
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Are you trying to learn welsh?
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Yes; I live there, so I believe I should make the effort.
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Oh! I see now. Just keep trying, Midori, if it will make things easier for you.
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It's the pronunciation as well as the grammar which is foxing me at present, plus I think you need a degree in rolling your 'Rs'! ;). The rules are odd, when you change the part of speech the initial letter can change, not to mention the LL, DD and FF, which can be complex, as well as the seven vowels!
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😳 Never mind. Stick to English!
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Lol I'm just glad I've never changed the language to Chinese
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Is there an option for that in settings? That’s def an intricate language.
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Hidden 2 years ago
B’st my heart - ‘member I’m an old man
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
But not a dead old man HotLips
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
God, this is fun, but, ‘I love ya little cutie, but, the office is my duty’!
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Be there by eight and don’t be late.
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That’s obvious, sweet cheeks. 😂
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Ya. Beat me to S.Cs. Really Now LATER
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
Check my last, Hot Stuff
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Thanks for editing….bye bye
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72s not old .😁
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You got that right, Sistuh!
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MsBunny- Thank You - Wanna join My Harem - Got rooms for just one more
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No sorry darling - my heart belongs to somebody else 🤗
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 2 years ago
Ponder It - I’ll save ya a spot
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Sorry darling 🤗
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In Spirit Then, Bless Ya
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Enjoy your coffee and put your feet up…..good morning…
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☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
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Hello one time i changed the language to Arabic i didnt understand it 😅 kinda felt heartbroken
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Arabic? I hope you fixed it quick. We want to see you smile, not frown. 💕
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Yep ☺️ I know how to speak it specifically the Algerian dialect but i cant read it or write it
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You have plenty of time to learn to read or write it if you wanted to.
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That is true 😅☺️ I guess i have no motivation to do that 😬
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You might later on. We keep changing and changing. (Thank goodness, right?)
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Hidden 2 years ago
Don’t wanna play- That’s OK! I’m a poet- I know it - sure hope I don’t blow it. Sunshine
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I had to snooze for a bit. There are humans in back of these words, Don Juan. 🥸
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Ya Wanna BSAL it gotta be a quickie! I low on ink
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Ok. What’s BSAL mean? Better conserve the ink…there’s a supply chain issue.
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The squirrels were so cute. Loved the underwear pic.
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Coffee does up the game.
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Hidden 2 years ago
This ‘Cool World’ Babe! Gotta Hang Tight!
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Hidden 2 years ago
Si'. 😁😁😁
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Si? That’s it? Lol
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Seniorita?? I no speaka espano.
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Lol Itzallgood, Itzallgood. Most of the problem has been fixed now and it’s not a requirement to speak Spanish. Nice to see you, though. How does your garden grow?
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It's a new garden so the results aren't real good right now. My tiger lillies are doing good tho.
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Tiger Lillies…send us a picture….Start planting Sequoias for the future.
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salam alyoum ana rani riaha ngib kashadja al rohi Hello today i am going to get something for myself algerian arabic with english letters 😀
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Very nice! Allahuma Barik.
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Hidden 2 years ago
Lady of Spain I adore you! #@*$&%@$#explore you! That what you mean?
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Go for the Gold!☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️😁
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Hidden 2 years ago
Holy moly! Is this thread still going???
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No…it’s a rerun. 😁
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Hidden 2 years ago
What You Doing, Running Around the Neighborhood! You Git Own Back’Back in the USSR, ThemMoscowGirlsReallyKnockMyOut******’. Git Home Young Lady
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