I have just had a ciggie outside in the freezing cold with snow in the air and have decided that will definitely, positively be my last never mind not smoking tomorrow tonight is better!
Sorry but I am not clever enough to put videos or films on here - it's taken me years to learn how to put photos up so will make do with writing a bit out of column of our local paper which I find amusing (downright funny in some cases) and hope that others may do too!
The ancient Mother Superior was dying in a convent in Ireland.
The nuns gathered to give her comfort on her final journey and offered her warm milk. When it was refused, one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen and remembered the bottle of Irish Whiskey in the top cupboard. She added a generous amount to the milk and took it back.
This time the frail Mother Superior took a sip. Then another, and another until the glass was finished. Her eyes brightened and she briefly rallied and the nuns took the opportunity to talk to their spiritual leader.
"Mother" one asked. "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us"
The Mother Superior raised herself on one elbow, looked at them and said: "Don't sell that cow".
I do so hope that this does not offend anyone.
Roll on tomorrow as at long last I feel that I am ready for the battle!
Best wishes to all.