Persoective

Doc come quick my wife is crying

Why??

She has crows feet she says and is heartbroken

Dude what did I tell u??

I did I did I tell her everyday how beautiful she is and yes a dug a great big pit in the back yard just like u said

And??

I forgot her handbag had a compact in it

40 mirrors in the place and like an idiot I forgot that one

Here breath deeply into this bag

Oooh that’s nice what’s that fruity smell I feel Ike laughing on the celing with uncle Albert

I use it for dentals not how are we going to get ahold of the darn compact

But doc I tell her all the time she don’t need anyting she gorgeous to me help me doc help me

Breath dude breath let’s get out my roping horse and get that fool purse

I’m soory doc I realky tried honest I did honest

I hear ya partner that’s why pets were born helps the women forget all that nonsense let’s get her a kitten maybe she just needs what a lady needs ya know ??

Like u grooming yer horse everyday just cuz doc huh just cuz??

U got her juice cuz just cuz we like spending time with the real family

But doc I try and try to tell her really I dodge beautiful to me

Kitten George pet shop just around the corner she Martha’ she’ll know juice what to do. Breathe buddy steady partner

But doc what would I do if I lost her?

Kitten George kitten breath buddy steady that’s right in. And out nice long sloooow breaths. Easy partner. Think. Kitten one that purrs a lot loud motor loves attention

Martha ? U say??around the block

Ok thanks doc almost had a heart attack

Breathe George soooo all right we all go through it See Martha

Easy buddy u just had I fright

And how!!

S’more??

[Hidden]

Pass the fruit salad bowl??