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Tonight's late night chuckle (slightly risque!)

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mum. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny,"

He turned to the third Mum. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go".

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What the 4 th mother was obsessed with Richard the 3rd......

Smiles innocently :)

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ladymoth

Yes - psychiatrists have a lot of trouble with Shakespearean characters! :D

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Fibrofoggiest

Hehehe, you obviously know how to make people giggle.......... :D :D Foggy x

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hamble99b

:D

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Saskia

Love it! XX

Yes very funny!!

You have got to hand it to us fibro sufferers, we never give up!!

Keep it coming and then some!!

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oconnor

Thats the best laugh of my day ,I needed to be cheared up ,thank you xxx

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Loopykaz68

Yes I found that funny it gave me giggle just when I needed it

Thank you . New on here just been diagnosed a month a go had depression first

:D

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Bearess

Giggling - sat with a beanie bag on my shoulder - dizzy - taken my muscle relaxants - hope I get some relief soon :-(

Thanks for cheering me up :-)

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