Friday joke

[weetam]

WHAT IT MEANS TO HIM AND TO HER

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) noun

Female... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

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2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adjective

Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male..... Playing football without a cup.

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3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) noun

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male..... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

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4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) noun

Female... A desire to get married and raise a family!

Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

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5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) noun

Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

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6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) noun

Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

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7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) noun

Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

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8.. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) noun

Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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AND

He said - I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said - You wear pants don't you?

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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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He said - Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?

She said - They already have boyfriends.

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He said - Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said - Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

The End : - ))

[Fibrofoggiest]

Very very clever, I love it,sums up things just sooooo well .......hehehe. Foggy x

[Hidden]

I am sure you know my Oh in real life.... Hides the forum quickly....

VG

[ladymoth]

I love the one about the grocery money - wish I'd thought of it!

[aura2]

All very good .thank for laugh

[Malwimmy27]

That's so true! I'd love to be able repeat some of these at work tomorrow, but useless at remembering jokes lol.