Fifty Shades of Grey – A husband’s view
The missus bought a Paperback …down Shepton, Saturday, I had a look inside her bag; T'was "fifty shades of grey".
Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread…..
In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said …..I am the dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of Grey. :
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