Apologies if you are blonde : - ))
A blonde lady goes into the hair dressers listening to her ipod with big earphones on and asks for a hair cut. The hairdresser says no problem but i will have to take of your earphones.
Blonde lady says: Oh no she says you can not take them off
Hairdresser says: Ok we will try and work around them
After a few minutes trimming the hairdresser says look we will have to take them off!
Blonde lady says: if you take them off i will die.......
Hairdresser exclaims: you will die?
Blonde lady says: yes i will die
Hairdresser extremely bemused and annoyed trys to continue a little longer until she has had enough and pulls the earphones off the blonde ladys head and within a minute or so she collapses in a heap on the floor........
The hairdresser panics and picks up the earphones and has a listen before quickly replacing them and she hears..............Breathe in..............Breathe out.........