Silly joke 2

Sorry for the blondes but I am sure someone will be able to explain it to you, I had to explain it to my sister.

A blind man is sitting at the "FRENCHMAN & ME BAR AND LOUNGE" in old downtown Portsmouth.

After a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The entire place becomes so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

In a deep,husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair.... given that you are blind....that you should know five things:

Number 1: I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Number 2: The bartender is a blonde girl who keeps a baseball bat under the counter.

Number 3: The lady to your right is a blonde champion wrestler.

Number 4: The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.

And number 5: The bouncer is a blonde woman who once killed a man in self-defense!

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head, and mutters,

"Nah.. . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Take care and kindest regards


10 Replies

  • Naughty but funny :)

    I thought he was going to say

    "No love, I said I am a blind salesman!"

  • he! he ! he ! he! My wife is blonde and has just slapped my arm for laughing so much!

    Thank you my friend, that was great!

  • good one thanks for the chuckles xgins

  • good one thanks for the chuckles xgins

  • oooh.

    Like the nun in the bath. Knock at the door, she says "who is it?"

    Bloke replies "the blind man"

    After just a little thought she thinks "oh, if he's blind it won't matter" so she says "come in"

    Bloke says "nice figure, where do you want the blinds?"

  • My friend to her husband.

    "was he in?"




    "Oh He must be out then."

    And yes she is blonde.

    sue xxx

  • hehehe, I can laugh outrageously since I am not blonde :D

  • Ohhh Terry!! Sooohh good to see you back with the jokes...:-D This one really made me laugh out loud!!..... :-D :-D ....much love.....

  • I'm blonde (natural) and love it. Know hubby will love it to! x

  • thanks for the chuckle terry,hugs.lilianxx

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