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Sorry for the blondes but I am sure someone will be able to explain it to you, I had to explain it to my sister.

A blind man is sitting at the "FRENCHMAN & ME BAR AND LOUNGE" in old downtown Portsmouth.

After a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The entire place becomes so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

In a deep,husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair.... given that you are blind....that you should know five things:

Number 1: I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Number 2: The bartender is a blonde girl who keeps a baseball bat under the counter.

Number 3: The lady to your right is a blonde champion wrestler.

Number 4: The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.

And number 5: The bouncer is a blonde woman who once killed a man in self-defense!

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head, and mutters,

"Nah.. . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Take care and kindest regards

Terry

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hamble99b

Naughty but funny :)

I thought he was going to say

"No love, I said I am a blind salesman!"

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TheAuthor

he! he ! he ! he! My wife is blonde and has just slapped my arm for laughing so much!

Thank you my friend, that was great!

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Ginsing

good one thanks for the chuckles xgins

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Ginsing

good one thanks for the chuckles xgins

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fenbadger

oooh.

Like the nun in the bath. Knock at the door, she says "who is it?"

Bloke replies "the blind man"

After just a little thought she thinks "oh, if he's blind it won't matter" so she says "come in"

Bloke says "nice figure, where do you want the blinds?"

My friend to her husband.

"was he in?"

Husband,

"No"

Friend.

"Oh He must be out then."

And yes she is blonde.

sue xxx

hehehe, I can laugh outrageously since I am not blonde :D

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ninjananna

Ohhh Terry!! Sooohh good to see you back with the jokes...:-D This one really made me laugh out loud!!..... :-D :-D ....much love..... Ninja...xxx

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Sam66

I'm blonde (natural) and love it. Know hubby will love it to! x

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lilian68

thanks for the chuckle terry,hugs.lilianxx

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