Sorry for the blondes but I am sure someone will be able to explain it to you, I had to explain it to my sister.
A blind man is sitting at the "FRENCHMAN & ME BAR AND LOUNGE" in old downtown Portsmouth.
After a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The entire place becomes so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
In a deep,husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair.... given that you are blind....that you should know five things:
Number 1: I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Number 2: The bartender is a blonde girl who keeps a baseball bat under the counter.
Number 3: The lady to your right is a blonde champion wrestler.
Number 4: The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
And number 5: The bouncer is a blonde woman who once killed a man in self-defense!
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head, and mutters,
"Nah.. . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Take care and kindest regards