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I said to my girlfriend yesterday "Have i ever told you that you are A B C D E F G H I J K?"

She said "No what is that?"

I replied "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot"

She said "Aw that is really nice but what is I J K?"

I replied "I'm Just Kidding"

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I know a lot of men like you, Tam! ;)

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You do? That is strange, as i am one of life's good guys and there aint much of us around : - ))

Or is it the type of man who will tell you what you want to hear to try and get into your................Medicine cabinet for a couple of pain killers as i am blooming aching all over : - ))

I have seen the day and just about remember it when it would not have been Medicine cabinet at the end of that last statement! lol

When did my OH join the forum????

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esagestapo

Friday already, I thought it was monday or tuesday.

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ladymoth

Heehee!

Three deaf old ladies are walking along.

One says: "Isn't it windy!"

The second says: "I thought it was Thursday!"

The third says: "So am I - let's have a cup of tea!"

Friday is (very old) joke day!

Moffy x

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jane1368

Hee, hee!! Xx

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