that is the front of the house. At the back it is still solid grey and not as inviting. I am about to get ready and take OH out for breakfast after all it is the most important meal of the day it gives you energy (so they say) who are they?
I must admitt it rarely works for me - but I do like it a full English that sounds as if you would have a full english man on the table oops it is sunday must challenge my thoughts and stick to mushrooms and bacon.
OH has just made me a coffee excelent he gets a * for that.
So breakfast will be at a garden center I hanker after a good snoop around the Christmas decorations to be honest now I dont have the shop and I am going away his year for Christmas I am getting serious withdrawl symptoms.
What will I be looking for well every Dwarf needs new clothes and jewels at Christmas dont want the big man to be cross. Must ensure all dwarfs are spit spot and clean. Mistletoe never goes a miss and a stealing the odd kiss is the perogative of ever dwarf! What else well small presies that can pack easily and amuse you know you have seen them the pooing reindeers allways sold well.
Why is it that we all enjoy lavatorial humor well small boys do particularly if it farts it is hysterical if it makes smells or can make the grown ups raise their eye brows - well that is the thing. I think dwarf humor will be much the same pongy strangley organic and definately eye brow raising.
A good joke book always reduces my son to a hysterical heap so that is a must. What about OH well "I've got everything" as he keeps telling me , again and again - so something for him -ponders- ideas will be welcomed xgins