The lists are coming back into play; Monday sweep the chimney Tuesday swap the cow for five magic beans.

[Ginsing]

Wednesday throw then at the Doctor. Will that make us all feel more like Christmas

, Oh I do hope so or will I be climbing the beanstalk to fight Fibro the Giant.

They say the magic Harp will give me away I thought the creaking of my joints would do that.

So now I am cutting the beanstalk away and hiding the golden egg from OH he would only try and boil it for tea.

"Supper is ready" a distant call is heard. Oh another silly dream Golden eggs , doctors, cows what ever next door bell rings

The man from the land of Betterware is here oh dear ..............I do not want a climbing santa even if he goes in and out of a chimney.

xgins

[Extremelygrumpy]

I am sure I am worth more than 5 magic beans, I agreed to play the back end of the cow in your pantomime.....thread I didn't realise you were going to swap me for a measly 5 magic beans .... Moos pathetically and sulks stage right.......

VG x

[Ginsing in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

okay okay six beans xgins

[feeling]

I have no idea wats going on,i hve just joined the group. lol!

[Ginsing in reply to feeling]

I was going to apologise but no we are a trifle nutty around here it is good for the soul and you are most welcome to join in any time xgins

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Gins, I love your nuttiness, thats the first time in months Ive laughed as much, to which people usually reply "You should get out more", but anyway that aside, it was great to laugh, I have to say sometimes I'm feeling so tired sore and sad when I turn on the comp and go to read the posts it saddens me to feel of our pain and agony and so on, so I sometimes read a bit and go off, unless I'm feeling particularly strong but I have to read your posts more and in earnest to cheer me up, I also realize I'm isolated a lot really (not working anymore etc) and that exaxperates my agony, but anything to cheer ourselves up is brilliant good girl keep it up love Claire xxxxx

[Extremelygrumpy]

Lol sorry Feeling guess you feel like you have joined a mad house... About a week ago gins posted a thread saying what part would we play in a virtual pantomime .. I was having a bad day so volunteered to be the back half of the cow in jack and the beanstalk... Now gins has just posted I am to be swapped for 5 just 5 magic beans and I had put a bow on my tail, glitter on my hooves and inflated two washing up gloves for udders.... All to be swapped at the beginning of the pantomime for 5 magic beans

VG x

[fairytails in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

loL!! yes we are definately all going mad i think!!! but in a nice painkiller hazey type way!! x

[Ginsing in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

It was all that glitter it really worried me xgins

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If this is madness then I'm all for it! Absolutely love it!

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Can't wait to hear your version of Sleeping Beauty Gins, or maybe Cinderella!

[Ginsing]

it is 6.00 am and I am sitting chuckling at this pantomime. We have a cow well the back half if she will return she seems to have flounced off stage right. Who will be cast as the evil uncle........ the one who tries to steal the golden eggs before fibro Jack turns them into scrambled egg.........

ahhh indeed ahhh again Oh hark I hear the delightful playing of the golden harp music to exercise to (well jiggle)

More coffee now where did I put those beans............................ xgins

[Extremelygrumpy]

Eerrrrmmmm you mean those yummy looking beans on the kitchen counter???? It's hard to type while chomping on magic beans for breakfast

Vgx

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Be careful VG, don't beans give you really bad flatulence (put politely!) - I think there's a gale brewing . . . . run for the hills folks while there's still time . . . . .

[Ginsing]

the audience chuckles with mirth before the Sandy wind strikes from the bean field

the curtain starts to close

to the strain of Beanhovens 5th

xgins

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Brilliant ending gins xx