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Hey this works for women too

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words.

In a recently held linguistic competition in London, England, attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.

Here is his answer.

The Question:

How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand?

Some people say there is no difference between the two.

Samsundar's Answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are

COMPLETE.

When you marry the wrong woman, you are

FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are

COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

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Right. That's all my day's energy used up rolling on the floor laffin' - thanks a bunch!

Seriously, that's a real hoot, and thanks for brightening my day!

Luv Moffy x

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Love it , we need all the fun we can get

VG x

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Look for my jokes on the Jokes Galore Blog. will be putting my jokes on there in future. LibertyZ(admin) started it up today

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I am still chuckling brilliant just the thing for a Monday full of rain xgins

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Look for my jokes on the Jokes Galore Blog. will be putting my jokes on there in future. LibertyZ(admin) started it up today

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Fantastic, spot on! A great post, thank you! :) :D

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My hubby is still chuckling at this lol! :P

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I'm Glad you enjoyed the joke. We all need a little lift in life and laughter is one of the best tonics going.... Keep a look out for more....

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Thanks Whyshaw! :)

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