My son and husbands fiendish plan.........

[Extremelygrumpy]

Last night while staggering out of the bathroom I realised our autistic son was in the living room TALKING to my husband... As a teenager he has learnt the grunt perfectly and being autistic he usually texts us to talk... UNFORTUNATELY for him he has never learned to whisper so I heard him say to his dad , but we need it to be motion sensored and waterproof...being a naturally nosey person I walked in and said ohhhh what are you making.... Both looked incredibly guilty so using my interrogation voice... A mixture of Maggie Smith and Margaret Thatcher I soon had uncovered their fiendish plot. In the last few weeks I have taken rubbish out overbalanced and fallen into the bin, and then on weds I went out on mobility scooter got home fallen off my scooter clutching the forward handle as I went down and managed to run myself over with the scooters back wheel planted firmly on my foot, from the ground I managed to phone my OH to reverse scooter off me..........

SO my OH and son were trying to rig up a motion sensored waterproof camera to record my accidents and put them up on YouTube ...... I was too delighted in our sons communication in all this to be angry or hurt... Looking back it was very funny

[Mrscats]

Oh dear I couldn't help but smile as my husband trying to get me up the stairs last night would have been prime YouTube material too!

At least you can see the funny side which we do need to sometimes! Xxx

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Oh my goodness VG! You could be a global international star, can you imagine the fame with 20,000,000 hits!

Whatever would be do without your mishaps, just please please don't hurt yourself, you'll end up on YouTube in traction, not a good look!

Bless you! xxxx

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Om goodness that made me chuckle not at your pain but due to the cartoon i played in my head. Thank you and keep the sense of humour. i'm of to browse you tube ; )

[nanatofour]

OMG you had me chuckling here on the sofa imagining the scene.

Keep it up, laughing definately releases a good hormone, made me feel better.

Still chuckling now he he he he xxx

[Ginsing]

VG the plot thickens so they are intending to set a motion camera up in order to snatch the funnies from you -- have to chuckle at that - not at you but with you! Bless our men for being so caring and looking after us so well. If you become a well recorded star I hope you will still chat to us after all we know you are really the back end of a cow.............

xgins

[Extremelygrumpy]

Lol I am trying to encourage everyone to capture their funnies and save them for atos DWP etc.... Now that's a thought turn up for atos dressed as the back end of a cow and carry out interveiw mooing instead of answering......at least they can class me as fit for pantomime if not work

Vgx

[stormwytch]

Fora moment I thought they were planning to get you a new scooter VG! but yes that is a fiendish plot. The world has gone Youtube mad. On saying that, when I uncover my vid cam I intend to start Bengals Behaving Badly on YT

Can I be sleeping Beauty? I can manage the sleeping part as long as it is a daytime panto lol - or even Rip Van Winkle

Storm x