Let me set the scene... I take night meds that make me sleep, my OH is recovering from an op and my son is autistic.
This happened a few nights ago. I was asleep( sorry for mentioning that word) OH got up to use bathroom , then decided he couldn't sleep so trying not to wake me decided to watch tv quietly in bed... We have wall length fitted wardrobes so a little bedroom telly sits on one of the shelves inside. my oh slid open a door tried to find remote control on his bedside table in the dark but couldn't so tried to do it manually still in the dark tripped over the end of the bed and fell into the wardrobe. the clattering woke me ... as I was half doped up I just said get out of the wardobe the bed is here... My son heard the crash so flew into our room turned on our bedroom light shouting we are being burgled. Only to find his naked father ,,,my OH refuses to wear pyjamas ....climbing out of a wardrobe ... Once assured there were no burglars he then started shouting at his dad for blundering around indecently at night.. By now I was fully awake found the remote control shooed son off to bed and made sure OH was ok..... You just couldn't make it up.