Yesterday I heard that the weather this weekend was going to be lovely, so excited was I that while I was in the bath last night I decided to finally rid my self of my winter furry trousers and ahem "other bits!"
So off I went. Various colonies and woodland animals. Went running for their lives as I deatroyed their homes and I was getting worried that Iight have to call out dynorod put to unblock the drain from the bath. (Could you imagine the shame of having to explain what the pipe was blocked with?!?!?!)
Anyway, the water eventually rinsed away and my body was totally defuzzed. I then applied a moisturising lotion which promised a light golden tab over a few days. "Oh goody" I thought, I will be a hairless bronzed goddess my the weekend, so I slapped it all over liberally.
I have just looked in the mirror....... I AM ORANGE!!!!!!!
If they make Nother wizard of oz I would make a perfect oompa lumpa!
Failing that I could appear on TOWIE!!!
My older two kids have been rolling round on the floor laughing that much at one point I thought I was gonna have to call an ambulance as I thought they'd ghat need oxygen,y 8 year old little girl pipes up with " I like it mummy, orange is my most favourite colour in the world."
Am supposed to be taking the kids shopping in town today......oh dear!