flat packs diddle and me..

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I have seen you on the screen

Your lines and bearing straight and clean

My heart beat quickens from within

I visualise touching you golden skin

Loving each and everything within

Trembling I crunch the numbers in

Quickly urgently I set a firm date

Now yearning in anticipation I wait

I never questioned your family name

As I play this life changing game

I hear the door bell my head begins to spin

Fumbling and stumbling I rush to let you in

Who is this man the one that knocks

Handing me something in a flat box

In order to have you I need a tool

Confused and feeling a complete fool

A carpenter I will never ever be

So forever we will remain

The flat box the screwdriver and me

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Fadedblossom. You are so talented this made me smile because I am just the same you like me must not be able to sleep take care Sue x

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what is this wordsleep and how come i never learnedit petal

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Hey Petal, Gentle hugs.

What a fountain of talent you have there! Absolutely brilliant and so true! I have TWO such boxes still in my hallway awaiting assistance - a solid wood table and 4 chairs in one heavy box - and a huge climbing frame and scratch post in the other - they've been there for months and I wince whenever I pass them!

As to sleep? I found out what it is Petal - It's when you close your eyes and stay that way a good few hours or more - I know this to be true, as I shut my eyes at 1a.m. and They did not open until just after 9a.m.! Though I did wake in pain and with stiffness everywhere as usual - and I still feel as tired as when I shut my eyes - I'm beginning to wonder what all this fuss is about sleep!

Love,

Carol xx

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I second that I don't even try as it causes even more insomnia. I am not political in any way but I believe listening to Davies twit. Talking utter rubbish written for him by a moron can bore you to either tears or sleep lol petal

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bless you petal that is rally good lol lucky for me my daughter who is 19 is fantastic at flat pack god know how she learned to do it she never saw anyone do it she just is good at it and my dad is tto so they will be coming here doing it for me i will make the tea and pass the tools and clear up the mess lol love to you diddle and by the way you may be no good at flat pack but can the carpenter write a poem like you lol love diddle xxx

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Your blog inspired the poem lol and my carer has taken the hammer out of my flat no sense of adventure there me thinks. I did enjoy taking revenge on the one and only flat pack I bought on my own when nothing fitted right lol stay. As remarkable as you are I love your blogs. Pet