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as i had not slept well for a while due to pain, went to bed last night so decided to take a small sleeping pill...

i was woken at 4.30 by this loud snoring so i said to my fella hay you are snoring abit loud darling, there was a slight movment and the snoring stop, well i thought it did ten mins later the snoring got worse, so i gave a jab and nothing, so i took my hand from under my pillow and gave a nudge but to my shock i though man my fella has got hairy over night then realized it was the dog. ...

my door is locked tonight lol

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lol how funny is that love diddle x

thanks hun but i can ell ya it really made me jump, i really did thi k my fella had grown hair over night xx love to ya

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Jessy

That's great!!! Really made me laugh :o)

I keep my door shut at night but I'm a big soffty and my little dog is on the same side as me!!! xx

glad i made your evening christine... hugs :)

jessy i would not of mined but my dog is a big mastif xx :)

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Wow that would be a bit much mine is a dinky little miniture shnauzer and he still seems to take up most of the bed!!

I'm suprised yours didn't push you out!!!LOL xx

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jazher

That is so funny, thanks for sharing and making me laugh. lol. :)

kel xxx

hi jazher glad it made you laugh, i am thankful he did not pass wind lol xx

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Bumble

Thanks for the laugh! There's stereo snoring in my flat! when I get up in the night i only have the sitting rom to go to and my chair is placed between the bedroom door and the sofa...the dog is snoring on the sofa and my man in the bedroom...i've tried earplugs but they make the ear itching even worse!

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gypsycrafter

Pammy I love it !! (the dog bit) My dog is only little but sounds worse than any man :)

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Barbykins

Would rather sleep with the dog ha! ha!

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pottydog

Laughter is definately a good med! I have an old black lab, he doesn't so much snore as twitch and rumble, gives me a smile every time. It used to be my hairy hubby who woke me with snoring, now it's me! Joys of fibro......:)

hi pottydog dogs really do the funniest things dont thay,, and yes it is good to have a laugh,

i have too dogs a collie cross lab and a very large mastiff.

would never give them up as they are my little family .. can not have kids so dogs are mine,, mind you so is my other half he is a big kid at times xx hugs :)

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Euni

Great story, and the reminder of itchy ears. Don't we have some wierd symtoms lol?. My little dog used to sleep in the valley between my two (cotton) pillows so no matter how much I tossed and turned he was safe from being squashed! Miss him.

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