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IF MY BODY WAS A CAR I WOULD BE TRADING IT IN FOR A NEWER MODEL.

I'VE GOT BUMPS, DENTS AND SCRATCHES AND MY HEADLIGHTS ARE OUT OF FOCUS.

MY GEARBOX IS SEIZING UP AND IT TAKES ME HOURS TO REACH MAXIMUM SPEED.

I OVERHEAT FOR NO REASON! AND EVER TIME I SNEEZE, COUGH OR LAUGH EITHER MY RADIATOR LEAKS OR MY EXHAUST BACKFIRES...

I love this - it makes me smile whenever I read it.....so hope you do too. :) Keep smiling

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honeybug

Dearest fibrojan 🤗♥️🥰🌿🌸🦋

You absolutely described the way I feel too. You also made me laugh sooooo hard that I’m surprised I didn’t backfire or leak my radiator too. 😆😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

I’m so sorry that you’re suffering so much.

You’re in my prayers. I send you gentle hugs and much love.

I hope you can enjoy Christmas and New Year’s without much suffering.

Love and prayers.

EJ 😊🤗♥️🥰🙏🕊🌿🌸🦋

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SueMordecai

That is so true. It was my son’s funeral yesterday. I’ve just got up and read your post and it has made me laugh again, so thank you for posting it. With all the pain, discomfort and stress this horrible fibro puts us through we have to stay positive and try to smile and laugh, so thank you for posting it on the day I needed it most xx

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honeybug in reply toSueMordecai

🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

My sincerest condolences for your loss. 💔Gentle hugs prayers and love.

🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

EJ 🤗🙏🥰🌿🌸🦋

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SueMordecai in reply tohoneybug

Thank you

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honeybug in reply toSueMordecai

Most welcome love 😊

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Apologies for the heart image. While I still send you my love this image controlled my cell phone until I gave a description of it for people of poor sight. Then it instructed continue button which I had to click on and it sent the image to you. No offense intended. Take care and stay safe.

Love and prayers.

EJ 😊❤️🤗🙏🌿🦋🌸

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honeybug in reply toSueMordecai

Please see the reply to myself. Due to two snafus with my cell phone my message went to me instead of you. 😳

Sorry…

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fibrojan in reply toSueMordecai

I was soooo sorry to hear your news and my heart goes out to you and take care, giving you a gentle hug and pleased it lightened your thoughts for a moment. xo

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Southport-beach

Love it! 😂

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Uellow22

Excellent, very funny & relevant.

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honeybug

😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

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fibrogirl41

😂😂😂😂thats me, bless you x

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Onedaymore1

😊 I am that car too!

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KimiJay

Chuckling away here! Thanks for cranking up my day and may somebody or something crank you up for Christmas and New Year, and the 'exhaustion' keep at bay! 🚗

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saj01

Bless you.... I needed that. Thank you so much for brightening my day.... I recognised all the symptoms. Although I'm short of a plug in to recharge my battery.... which freezes up in cold weather.. x

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YassytinaFMA UK Volunteer

Thankyou for posting this we do need too keep smiling for sure x

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Midori

Pretty much like me then! 🤣 👍 🥴

Cheers, Midori

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fibo

Very funny so true 😂

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