NEWSFLASH..........[for a giggle]

[fluff26]

A local gentleman accidentally ate a bowl of Brillo pads , which he had mistaken for Shredded Wheat.

The positive news from the hospital is that they are expecting him to scrape through.

A blond MAN shouts frantically into the phone," My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart ! "

" Is this her first child ?" asks the doctor.

"No you idiot ! " he shouts, "this is her husband !"

thought these might make you smile ; }

[DanielleGemma]

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