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This made me giggle :)

My daughter and I found this, thought I would share it with you good folks :)

Murdered English

Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin

Both of you stand together separately

Will you hang the calander or else I will hang myself

Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside

I have two daughters both are girls

Give me a blue pen of any colour

The principal is revolving in the corridor

All of you stand in a straight circle

Open the window - let the Air force come in

enjoy..Susan :)

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love it all ridiculous xxgins

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I love mashed up English. The one that has always stuck in my mind was a label on a new mop, it said "wet a lot before the use of" :P

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Hi tiredalot40

I hope that you and your daughters are all feeling really good today? Thank you so much for this, I really enjoyed it.

Take care

Ken x

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Thank you ken, I am dealing with a sticky bit at present but who isn,t. Daughters are good, my eldest is expecting baby no. 2 in July and I am so excited :) They are taking me out for lunch today and having a family get together for mothers day tomorrow :) I am one very lucky mummy :)

Hope you and yours are as well as can be. Susan xx

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Just noticed this, I didn't get my notification. Lunch out sounds wonderful. My kids have given me all their cards and pressies for their mum so I have hidden them until tomorrow!

I really hope that you enjoyed your lunch out? Have fun tomorrow, and remember that you are the most important person in the whole wide world to them.

Take care

Ken x

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Awh thank you. Lunch was lovely. Looking forward to tomorrow, my little granddaughter will be up along with my girls, their partners and my parents. Should be a good day :) l think with girls their daddy is very important, but you're right tomorrow is my wee day. Take care, Susan xx

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