1. What did the egg say to the whisk?
2. What ring is always square?
3. What does a girl look for but hopes she will never find ? ( She is looking down!) sh no clues
4. What flowers grow under your nose?
5. Which Trees are always sad?
6. What sort of star is dangerous ?
7. Why does lightening shock people?
8. What did the didgeridoo?
9. What kind of sharks never eat women ?
10. Why are rivers Lazy?
11. Why did the ocean Roar?
12. Why did the footballer take a piece of rope on to the pitch ?
13. What illness do martial artists get?
14.What has 22 legs and two wings but can't fly?
15.What is the best way to win a race?
16. What washes up on very small beaches?
17. Why did the car get a puncture?
18. During which battle was Lord Nelson killed ?
19. Who was the fastest runner in the whole world?
20. Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
That is the end for today I hope you enjoy them they are a random selection!