Gins Ridiculous Riddles - Oh not again I hear you cry - Oh yes we need more fun and light in our lives

[Ginsing]

1. What did the egg say to the whisk?

2. What ring is always square?

3. What does a girl look for but hopes she will never find ? ( She is looking down!) sh no clues

4. What flowers grow under your nose?

5. Which Trees are always sad?

6. What sort of star is dangerous ?

7. Why does lightening shock people?

8. What did the didgeridoo?

9. What kind of sharks never eat women ?

10. Why are rivers Lazy?

11. Why did the ocean Roar?

12. Why did the footballer take a piece of rope on to the pitch ?

13. What illness do martial artists get?

14.What has 22 legs and two wings but can't fly?

15.What is the best way to win a race?

16. What washes up on very small beaches?

17. Why did the car get a puncture?

18. During which battle was Lord Nelson killed ?

19. Who was the fastest runner in the whole world?

20. Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

That is the end for today I hope you enjoy them they are a random selection!

xxgins

[anbuma]

2 Boxing ring

[Lucyhobbit]

2) Boxing ring

5) Weeping willow

14) I want to say a football team, maybe?

15) Be the only person in it

[Mdaisy]

1. Beat it

2. Boxing Ring

3.

4. Two Lips (tulips)

5. Weeping Willow

6. Disa 'star' (disaster)

7. It's a bolt from the blue!

8.

9.

10. There are always in beds

11. Cos' of the Sea Lions

12. Hoping for a tie

13. Kung Flu?

14. Cricket

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

Still thinking, cogs slow today !!

[Hidden]

1. Beat it

2, Boxing

3,

4,tulips

5,weeping willows

6, Shooting star

7,

8,

9,Man eater

10,it is usually in its bed ( untill the rain comes down)

11,

12,

13, Kungflu

14,Football team ??

15, come first?

16, very small dishwasher

17, Got it nailed

18,Trafalger or is that too easy?

19,

20,He kept giving them the chop

[Mdaisy in reply to Hidden]

Shooting Star , Fab ! Should have thought of that

[Ginsing]

correct for 2, are there more answers? Well done everyone keep them coming !!

I am leaving this set up for thre days and then I will give you the answers.

Good Luck

xxgins

[TheAuthor]

Here we go again!

1. Beat it!

2. Boxing / Wrestling Ring

3. Sagging Boobs

4. Tulips

5. A Weeping Willow

6. A Drag'Star'

7. It is Electricity!

8. Skip To The Loo My Darling!

9. Man Eaters

10. Because They Have Beds

11. It Has Sea Lions

12. It Was A Cup Tie

13. Jujit'Poos'

14. A Football Team

15. Cheat!

16. Whatever We Flush Down The Toilet!

17. Women Drivers!

18. The Battle Of Trafalgar

19. Road Runner!

20. He Loved Wedding Cake!

Thank you gins I really enjoyed doing that.

Ken x x x x

[Ginsing]

Thanks Ken your answers are ingenious and funny thanks for having a go !!

[fenbadger]

18 His last one. Sorry, my homework's late, Miss. I been busy.

[Ginsing in reply to fenbadger]

you must try harder badger

[fenbadger in reply to Ginsing]

I can be very trying

[Ginsing]

Bringing these forward so you can find the missing questions ;0