Morning "Gins Ridiculous Riddles" As it is Sunday I hope more of you will have a go

[Ginsing]

1. What breaks when you say it?

2. What did the shoe say to the foot? (5 word answer)

3. Who swings through the cake shop yodeling ?( not Ken)

4 What runs but never gets anywhere?

5. Why is a Ladies belt like a garbage truck? (10 words )

6. What goes up and down but never moves??

7. What goes around the house and in the house but never touches the house?

8.What goes up and does not come down.?

9 What starts working only when it is fired?

10 What is the longest word in the world ?

11. What has a bottom t the top?

12. The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?

13 What do hippies do?

14 Whats the last thing you take off before bed?

15. What has no legs but can walk?

16. What bow cannot be tied?

17 What can of dress can never be worn?

18 What kind of coat can you put on only when it is wet?

19 What starts with a P and ends with an e and has a million letters in it?

20. How did vikings send messages?

As these seem to be becoming more ridiculous how about this one

What do you call an elephant who never washes? Why its a Smellyphant of course. Have fun I will pop in and out if anyone wants help xxgins

[Ginsing]

Ridiculous riddles take off today just a simple twenty to tickle your fancy

xgins

[fenbadger]

1 silence

3 tarzipan - nearly as old as me

I refuse to answer 5 as I might get a smack

6 moods

10 world

16 rainbow

19 post office

[Ginsing in reply to fenbadger]

Hi fenbadger I think you must be teasing keep on trying tried to make them amusing! xgins

[fenbadger in reply to Ginsing]

Do i do anything else at playtime?

[Glenys]

4 - a nose?

6 - temperature?

Is 5 rude?

How about this one.......What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up? (one my Grandma told me when I woz but a kid)...

An Umberella!

[fenbadger in reply to Glenys]

When is a door not a door - when it's ajar

[Ginsing in reply to fenbadger]

I remember that one

[TheAuthor in reply to fenbadger]

When is a jar not a jar? When it is the new and improved squeezy bottle that guarantees less waste!

[fenbadger in reply to TheAuthor]

ohhhh nooooooo

[Glenys]

Smellyphant! LOL LOL LOL

[Ginsing in reply to Glenys]

well done

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Is number 10 smiles? This is fun but annoying as Iknow I know the answers to a lot of them but my brain won't unlock them!!!!!!! So now I am frustrated

[Hidden]

Here is an oldie, what is black and white and read all over?

A newspaper!

[Fibrofoggiest]

Right I'm stupid for sure and hardly any of these will be right, but here goes

1. Silence

2. You stink, take me off

3. It's got to be fenbadger then

4. A river

5. Because it goes around and around and gathers the waist.

6. A hill

7. Sunlight?

8. Your age (except in my case )

9. An engine

10. floccinaucinihilipilification

11. A leg?

12. Time?

13. Move your leggies

14. Your foot off the floor

15. A rug

16. One that you fire arrows from

17. An address (ad-dress)

18. A coat of paint

19. Postoffice

20. Norse code?

Oh glory, I'm the only fool who has attempted them all ......lalalala

Foggy x

[Ginsing in reply to Fibrofoggiest]

well tried Foggy I will give the answers on Monday to give some of the others more time

[Fibrofoggiest]

Here's a little offering from me, an oldie I'm sure you'll all know

What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?

Foggy x

[TheAuthor]

Here we go!

1. Silence

2. Ouch! You are too big

3. Definitely 'me'

4. Money

5. It is really wide (sorry!)

6. Mountain

7. Air

8. Taxes

9. a Bullet

10. Eternity

11. Upside down cake

12. Time

13. Not a lot

14. My headphones

15. A walking stick

16. Rainbow

17. Address

18. Paint

19. Post Code

20. Norse Skype!

That was a tough one!

Thank you

Ken x x x x

[Ginsing]

Well done Ken thank you for trying some of your answers made me smile Answers up tomorrow .

xxgins

[Ginsing]

Here they are some are easy some are silly some are difficult

Good luck I will announce a winner this evening

xgins

[Ginsing]

WOW have you had a go!! Please Go for it before I answer them you have till 2.00