Lovely coach zeb,Iam definitely having a seat at the top.Dont wanna miss all the lovely views Is it o.k if I bring along some of my fluffies from the petting zoo?They will be a great distraction too from pain,fatigue etc...please please please
I'm early! But thought I'd grab a good seat and check out our itinerary. I will start organising the tea cups in a minute....here we go, I'll line them up first and add a splash of milk to each one...fill the kettle up and pop it on. I've brought herbal teas too in case anyone prefers that...
Actually Zosie, not wanting to be difficult of course could you make it with caffeine not decaf, think I need a boost ......or should that be boot....hhhmmm
Me and the fluffies are all booked to get our nails and eyelashes done at 12pm so we will have to get off the coach early and join you all later.I shall look like the queen of the ball later when we have our dinner and dance
The fluffies are so excited to be out for the day but I fear that they may get up to some mischievous I shall have to hide my bag full of curly wurlys from them
Have you got any instant hot chocolate, I've brought my own marshmallows. Just need to keep them safe as I wouldn't want to be dipping one of Zeb's fluffies in it.
Brrrr it's cold this morning, any chance of the driver starting up so we can get the bus nice and warm?
I've brought a big tin of "Heroes" to munch on the way, also a boombox to get into the mood for a bit of dancing. Any requests?
I'm so excited I can't sit still! Only an hour to go, hooray!
Morning bluebell glad you've made it how very thoughtful of you about the fluffies and the hot chocolate, there was an incident quite a while back where they all turned a very odd colour having had hot choccy and marshmallows . Oh Hero's that so kind, just keep an eye in haribo, she has a thing about choccies, especially curly wurlys, so just be aware, she might sneak up and next thing you know you will be minus any Hero's at all.........no offence haribo, just know you of old :D
Now please do be careful so as to not squash the fluffies when you make your way down the coach,they are so excited that I can't stop them from jumping all over the place........can I borrow some of them marshmallows please to coax them to their seats
Am I late. Sorry!! I ran so fast I lost all my water from the bucket I need to wash the pod windows. I'll need to use the tea from Gins flask now. I borrowed a mobility scooter to get here. I don't know whose it was but it was a real souped up model and had pink and gold streams on the handlebars.
Oh jillylin,that is a flash model! We must remember to return it back to its owner on the way home.Please mind the fluffies,they are awe fully excited to be going out today.I have brought along some of my own from my petting zoo and this is their first time out Iam afraid.I will have to keep my eye on them!
Woweeee jilly now that's what I call a mobility scooter and pink and gold streams too, you would never know if but pink is my fav colour of all time, if I'm not wearing pink my friends get worried hehehehe
Hope you remembered the passport Yikes, if not we'll have to smuggle you about incognito just in case we cause a riot at any point (not like us at all ) we don't want you getting locked into the White Tower or anything like that
Phew! That was close. I don't think I squashed any fluffs. I'll give them a nice pat as thanks. I need a curly whirly to recover and a strong ,strong drink. Has Gins got any apple juice?
I just need to get my washing onto the line. I've rigged it up on the roof of the coach. I do hope my knickers don't get blown off as I am down to my last few pairs.
Meeee please......I must have missed whatever it was I asked for in the end, pretty please, oh, and any possibility of a bowl of water for the doglets ? please
Oh molto molto grazzi, not had a chai latte before but sure it will be scrummy, Hang on......get you nose out of my drink darned doglet........Poppie thinks if I can eat or drink anything then so can she
Love the new piccie of Sue Zosie ........sweeeeeeeeeee
Pheww, there I was meeting and greeting and almost missed the bus, can I have a part of the back seat please, so I can pop my bean baggy thing on it and lie down preferably not on the top deck though, the views would be fab, I'm frozen atm !
Oooo I'm so excited and I just can't hide it tra la
Whoops, what is this ( looks into her capacious bag only to find two set of eyes looking out ). Oh my word, the doglets have snuck into my bag, I knew they weren't happy being left with a friend.......oh dear.........
Oh yes please Zosie. I'm glad the police didn't get my knickers. I didn't want anything taken down and used in evidence against me. They are rather racy. My best Union Jack Knickers
Very fetching Zosie. But your skirt is tad too short. You will distract the driver. We'd rather he kept his eyes on the road. Mind you, it would be better if he kept them in his head.
Oh help! I've been kidnapped by fluffies...no doubt the frilly apron tipped them over the edge hee hee hee!
I have been spirited away but will try to find you in London Town!
Who can I pass the drink making over to? Someone like Haribo perhaps, so she is occupied and thus less likely to be able to eat all the curly wurleys!! Xxx
Yes, give the apron to Haribo...and the mob cap!!! She must look official, after all.
Are we going the right way. There seem to me lots of men driving cars wearing kilts. I mean the men are wearing kilts, not the cars. They have my knickers plastered all over them
Who ate all the marshmallows? Those fluffies have a lot to answer for. Whoops, did I see a pair of knickers fly past the window? Must be my imagination... wow the knickers on the top of the bus look like union jack flags, how marvellous, we are travelling in style!
Now stop it you rowdy lot on the back seat, and I don't really think that doing a moon is acceptable, that last driver only just missed the lampposts. Girls, girls, attention please, pace yourselves or you will be asleep over your posh dinner tonight. I suggest you calm down and do some gentle reading or knitting or something. Did I hear someone say "who put her in charge?" You know it's all for your own good!!!!
whooo let me in ( whizzes past on her broom stick the children in need they re after me splat custard is running down mt face lands on top of the coach open a fan light!!
Quick Gins, jump in quick. I'll throw this bucket of tea over you to wash off the custard. I'll use it tonight as I've just taken a crumble out of the oven
Iam back,Iam back! Unfortunately I won't be the queen of the dance floor now as my lady who does my nails has cancelled but at least I won't miss put on all the fun now,yippee! I've just changed into zosies tea lady's outfit,it's rather tight in some places,oh er now who's for a cuppa and curly wurly?
Hmm,I think gins could do with a curly wurly.I have brought rather a lot with me,now let me see,10 for me and 1 for you gins............stuffs pockets with curly wurlys.Has anyone seen my fluffies?I can't find them anywhere,and I do believe that when I last saw them they were drawing sketches of the Crown Jewels! Not sure why though do hope that they are not up to no good
Someone tell me what we are looking at or where we are..Its my first time
in London...I see a bunch of houses..a few stores- a lot of old buildings..
and everybody duck unless you want the wires to chop your head off..
I'm exhausted, just not used to all this noise and excitement. Could I have a cup of tea please Haribo, no I don't think stirring it with a curly wurly will make it taste better. Apron suits you, I have something a little like that back home in my special wardrobe, nod nod, wink wink.
Isn't it lovely Yikes is here, a truly international feel. Hope you brought a big bag for all the souvenirs!
Well, I've got my snuggle blanket, I'll hand over the boombox as I'm going to curl up and have a nap. I've used too many spoons already. Snore, snore.
Oh dear bluebell,you can borrow some of my spoons if you want? You really should try a cuppa stirred with a curly wurly as it tastes delightful We must be almost there now peeps..........Stares out of window,I have no idea yikes of what there is as I don't come to London that much,well,hardly ever really but it looks very busy though.OMG,is that your knickers jillylin on the drivers window!?
Had just woken in time to see this post zeb, been a long journey, stuck in a corner near the curley wurleys stash - got melted chocolate all over me! Lovely!!
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