Brilliant who do you reckon dont know how about - marvelous thanks fibro fog completely blank I can see faces but I have no names my silly mind - how about Julian Fellows of Downtown fame or Lord Major Boris or that witty kitty of Fabulous fame help required come on down xgins
Morning - lets really liven things up and open the fete with a bang / I suggest" Christian Grey " from 50 shades apparently he's up for anything ~~~~~!!!!!!
Hi there all yes I'm the clown ill be having to bring me brolly tho it's peeing down here, ill bring the garlic bread and tiny jersey potatoes, ill just pop over to jersey for em won't be long, and if u like ill run the bitsa stall, wiv bits o this and bit o that, ill even put in me ole feather hat, what do we get thi show on the road, come on gins where are u I've looked all over this field for you nd no where can I see a striped cow, oops maybe I'm in the wrong field xx
Billiant cookie you will make a good clown no offence intended. I amind the pats oops m here the beautiful cow in the show ring about to do the gersey dance one two put your best foot forward mind those pats Oh pat where are you........
How's it go, one two buckle my shoe three four knock at the door five six pick up sticks seven eight...oooohhhhh gins MIND THAT GATE, oops too late, now u have a black n green stripe on your head to match the red n white ones on your back, u silly moo cow, have a snickers, there is that better, right so come on where to next, where's bearess gone, bet she's with that fifty shades of grey fella, ( Dee hiding her face of envy ) lol x
Well! I don't really know what to come dressed up as!! What have you got left for a BBW?? I thought of coming as a fairy elephant but I'm not sure now.....I could woman one of the stalls...as long as I don't have to stand!! Oh, decisions, decisions!!!
ok folks - I'm here at last (one helluva cuppa that was!) I'm Boadicea in case you can't tell - in my Sunday frock (leather chafes a bit ) - and best chariot (saves walking!) the one with the little bells on, and... oh where is everybody? Am I too early? Guess I'll head over to the R&R tent - the next biggest to the Big Top in any good Fibro Fete hang on I can see a rather strange gathering coming across the field...
ice cream, cow pats, fairy elephant - sooo cute - whip & boots and a striped cow dressed as a Madame-somethingorother, a lovely moth as... Tinkerbell? and that must be a clown judging by the size 30's under that umber-Ollie? Guess I'm in the right place
Wanders in looking befuddled - no change there then, oh lovely. Last time we had a fete of this proportion I was appointed to be the person fired out of the canon, oh boy, I'm soooooo relieved we're carrying on, it's been a long time stuck down here waiting for action. I will just dash off and whip up a swift batch of ice cream, all this talk of cow pats has given me a cunning idea, can't tell you what cos I've already forgotten it......hmmmmmmm......... exits stage left and promptly falls into a carefully positioned cow pat......... come on gins, give us a chance
Hang on a minute San, the last time you and I got together with a "trailer" it was a runaway caravan which ended up in Moffy's front garden, in pursuit of a curry, around Easter time, do you recall ? Hehehehe
Nearing the time for all entries to be in for the Fancy Dress parade judging at 6,00 fifteen minutes and counting get of that sedgeway San and lead the troops in to the ring. Mind the Daleks thats it oh I am not sure his plunger should be there .....
Time is going down the bookies are betting on the clown over Boudicia who appears to be riding a strippy cow 12 mins and counting any last entries?
oops I am late on my judging duties..... that's that gins moo mooing chattering away , she really is a gossiping cow (lol) ! (no pun or disrespect intended)
So, let me see did Moffy dress up in something more inventive than a Moth in the end..... tut tut....... been flying to close to light bulbs again! and what's than San up too. Jumps on said colourful cow for a lift over to the judging area !
Let me see........ rubs chin while looking at all the fancy dress contestants ....
Could you please hurry up, I've rung the funeral directors as am about to expire And the Guiness book of Records for longest breath held title, especially for one dressed as a pink elephant so as you dow extremely long dose to hold breath with
Jumps off Gins and Thanks her for the ride over to be the judge. Whilst jumping off takes off a cloak to reveal her outfit being Superwoman was thinking about Princess Leia but realised last minute could not pull of the Gold bikini therefore saving you all from a fete worse than death ! The corset on the superwoman yes string that up tight ... you'll be fine ..... doesn't matter about breathing or that your voice sounds like a very tiny mouse. Carry on regardless !
So being that we are all Super Woman being strong everyday and yet still having the time to help others in our community with words of comfort, places to get help and generally ' a good bunch' we yes I am going to say the 'we are all winners'
But.....I am going to commit to saying Boadicea as the Winner as she was a strong lady and I did pinch her cloak to hide my squishy bits!!
Wow, thanks! Feel like I've been given a gold medal ... rides off on her Segway with Johnny Depp and with tell-tale ice cream splodges down her front... glad the cloak helped Mdaisy
thanks for a lovely day gins! Been to bed and back up again ho-hum so think the eleplumps a good idea... (sings) pink eleplumps on the ceiling, pink eleplumps on the floor, pink thingies.... somewhere, di da di da di da.... x
sorry I missed the end of fete fibro peeps, I got lost in Jersey looking for the new jersey potatoes to go with the garlic bread, but cant find that now either, oh my I am in a state, ooohh sugar just stepped in that doggone cow pat, cant see a damn thing in this dark, GINS< FRANGI_PAN, SANDRA, MDAISY,FIBROGOGGIEST, U HERE, anyone HERE, cor this shouting has made my throat sore, oh well guess u must have all gone home, only one thing for it, Dee heads off home for nice cuppa with a tot of whisky in it, cant stand the stuff really........
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apparently he's up for anything ~~~~~!!!!!! 
(one helluva cuppa that was!) I'm Boadicea in case you can't tell - in my Sunday frock (leather chafes a bit 
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Good morning all from Canada.!!
People still think Fibro etc is all in the Mind!!
Why does fibro fog always occur at the worst moment.......
