My little nephew came round to see me this afternoon. Auntie Mel he said I have a good joke to tell you. This man goes to the vet with his pet weasel.He places the weasel on to the examination table and tells the vet that his weasel is not running around like usual.The vet goes to a basket in the corner and picks up an old tom cat.He places the cat on top of the weasel. The cat looks all over the weasel,has a good sniff then jumps off and goes back into his basket.
I am sorry said the vet but your weasel is dead.That will be £200 please.Why £200 says the man. Well said the vet,my time has cost £30 and the cat scan costs £170.
My brother nearly wet himself laughing. I don't get it am I stupid or what?
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I must be stupid as well, I get it, but it's not that funny, something a child would laugh at. I'm assuming your nephew isn't a child?
After the cat the owner is still not satisfied with the result so the vet whistles and a labrador dog comes in, sniffs at the weasel a few times, shakes its head and wanders off out. This adds another £50 to the bill. When the owner queries what the £50 charge is for the vet says, "That was for the lab tests..."
Blorengia I thought it was a fantastic joke to start with but you have just put the icicng on the cake. Lab HO HA HA
Grog
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Morning Mr Grog , great to see you , took me all morning to find you , but hey
Still dont get this joke though
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whywhy left you A message on F. Sorry but Grog not very well at the mo
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Can someone please help I know I'm a pain I just don't know what to do
I swear it is just one thing after another.. 
Don't know if I can do it.
Not doing as well as i thought i was after all!
