I Just Do Not Understand.

My little nephew came round to see me this afternoon. Auntie Mel he said I have a good joke to tell you. This man goes to the vet with his pet weasel.He places the weasel on to the examination table and tells the vet that his weasel is not running around like usual.The vet goes to a basket in the corner and picks up an old tom cat.He places the cat on top of the weasel. The cat looks all over the weasel,has a good sniff then jumps off and goes back into his basket.

I am sorry said the vet but your weasel is dead.That will be £200 please.Why £200 says the man. Well said the vet,my time has cost £30 and the cat scan costs £170.

My brother nearly wet himself laughing. I don't get it am I stupid or what?

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I must be stupid as well, I get it, but it's not that funny, something a child would laugh at. I'm assuming your nephew isn't a child?

[hamble99b]

c.a.t. scan,

there are m.r.i. full body scans [big cylinder scary thing]

and c.a.t. scans [the do-nut one]

we all laugh at different things, [I don't think clowns' antics are funny ]

sandra.

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Sandra thanks for taking the time to explain It went a bit above my head I am afraid.Really it's not too bad.I can't stand clowns either.

Thanks so much

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This one has lost me completely (shocked face )

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No love , this is the anxiety site

Are you still having problems ?

Is your hubby back to help you yet

xxx

[Blorengia]

Sometimes there's an extra bit to this joke...

After the cat the owner is still not satisfied with the result so the vet whistles and a labrador dog comes in, sniffs at the weasel a few times, shakes its head and wanders off out. This adds another £50 to the bill. When the owner queries what the £50 charge is for the vet says, "That was for the lab tests..."

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Blorengia I thought it was a fantastic joke to start with but you have just put the icicng on the cake. Lab HO HA HA

Grog

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Morning Mr Grog , great to see you , took me all morning to find you , but hey

Still dont get this joke though

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whywhy left you A message on F. Sorry but Grog not very well at the mo

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