A Will-I-AM Brown Song Circa 1935 lyrics by Richmal Crompton

To Bombay

A traveling circus came

They brought an intelligent elephant

And Nellie was her name

One dark night

She slipped her iron chain

And off she ran to Hindustan

And was never seen again

Ooooooooooooo...

Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk

And said goodbye to the circus

Off she went with a trumpety-trump

Trump, trump, trump

Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk

And trundled back to the jungle

Off she went with a trumpety-trump

Trump, trump, trump

Night by night

She danced to the circus band

When Nellie was leading the big parade

She looked so proud and grand

No more tricks

For Nellie to perform

They taught her how to take a bow

And she took the crowd by storm

The head of the herd was calling

Far, far away

They met one night in the silver light

On the road to Mandalay

So Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk

And said goodbye to the circus

Off she went with a trumpety-trum

Trump, trump, trump

Ooooooooooooo...

Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk

And said goodbye to the circus

Off she went with a trumpety-trump

Trump, trump, trump

Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk

And trundled back to the jungle

Off she went with a trumpety-trump

Trump, trump, trump

This song is dedicated to Will-I-Am's only fan

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OH NO

What has woken you up?

Run out of Ribena?

Grog

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xxx

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If you sing songs like that Betty you'll never appear on the Vice on Saturday night.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Grog

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ITS THE VOICE , NOT THE VICE

xxx

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O no this song is now in my head........

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Hello Bertty

Nice of you to join us

Was hoping for a better song , maybe you could try again

love

whywhy

xxx

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Sorry whywhy but it just seems so romantic to me and I really hopped it would get me on the vice with you and Grog'

Berrty NOT Betty

xxx

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Bertty , may I ask which bit you felt was romantic

Maybe I missed that bit

ITS THE VOICE BY THE WAY

No I am really sorry you will have to think again , we wont get on the VOICE with that , & you do no I really need to get on there somehow so I can meet

Will-I-am

Keep trying Betty , you will get there eventually (I hope )

xxxxx

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Sorry but I find elephants are quite romantic creatures and much more attractive than Will-I-Am.

Anyway to let out a little secret it is the Big One for me on Sunday! Yes it is my fortieth bathday so I will try and compost a special song.

Taking a break for a Ribena top up,see you later

Berrty.

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Yes but , its not you that has to find Will-I-am attractive its me & we are trying to woe him for me

4OTH HEY , I might sing to you on Sunday then

If you want to see 50 , you need to put that Ribena down , when you are ready , just ask & I will tell you how

See you later

xxx

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Just noticed I am not his only fan ha

Look on twitter & stuff he has loads

XXX

[LadySaabra]

oh my days...this is too funny - nice distraction...If whywhy has Will.I.am then I'll lay claim to Danny...my OH will be impressed by that - tehee

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