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please let it be Friday, Friday please

It’s only Tuesday

Or

What was spiders new year resolution?

To get off the web

Or

I plan to Woo! Hoo! Today

But first I need coffee

Or

I think Sunday should be 48 hours and Tuesday optional

Need more rest days

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MadBunny

To the person who stole my glasses :

I will find you , I have contacts .

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LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply toMadBunny

😂😆🤣🫂❤️💚🩶😉👍

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Alpakka123 in reply toMadBunny

Oh, sorry about that. I'll send them right over.

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MadBunny in reply toAlpakka123

😁

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Alpakka123 in reply toMadBunny

😁back. How are you?

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MadBunny in reply toAlpakka123

Not too bad , thanks . And you ?

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Alpakka123 in reply toMadBunny

Doing okay, thanks. It's snowing hard over here.

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MadBunny in reply toAlpakka123

Just cold and wet here. We had a bit of snow in the London area on Saturday night, but it went quickly.Stay warm amd safe 🤗

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Alpakka123 in reply toMadBunny

Thanks, and same to you😊

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Agora1

LazyXrayEyes....You are the sunshine in my life :) xx

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LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply toAgora1

😘🧡😇🙂💙🖤🤎♥️☀️😎

Have you heard of the band X-RAY Spex?

Your name reminds me of them 😺

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LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply toMorningDanceTrece

😂😂😂💙🤎💛💜♥️

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