Got locked out but I'm Vonus and will post jokes!

[LazyXrayEyes2255]

Sorry everyone, for not being here as I got locked out you see

Someone is talking to administrators on my behalf but this account seems to working fine

Jokes!

“I always arrive late to the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

or

“If I won the lottery, I’d still set my alarm for 6 am just to turn it off and go back to sleep.”

or

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Just make sure no one’s watching, or they’ll assume you made a mess.”

or

“Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

Have a break, everyone and don't work too hard!! Rest key to getting back to it!! Slow and easy !!!

Best to everyone !!

[MadBunny]

Hi Vonus ! So glad to see you back with your jokes 🤗🩷

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to MadBunny]

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[No_Longer_Human]

Thank you. Needed this

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to No_Longer_Human]

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[Dolphin14]

Vonus

Nice to see you. Thank you for the jokes

❤️🐬

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to Dolphin14]

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[Alpakka123]

Hey! Wonder what happened to you. Welcome back!!LOVE your last one. I'll have to remember that.😆.

I've discovered that my complaint about the weather is cyclical. I went home for Christmas. It was nice except for one thing: someone thought it'd be funny to turn the heat on outside... I arrived back in my home country a few days ago. It's nice except for one thing: someone thought it'd be funny to turn the air conditioning on outside.

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to Alpakka123]

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[Agora1]

LazyXrayEyes, I'd know your jokes anywhere. Thanks

for giving us the update. They are the smile in my day xx

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to Agora1]

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[Nothing_but_books]

Sorry that happened, I know it's really scary.

Thank you for the jokes.

"Why do ducks have flat feet?"

"To stamp out forest fires."

"Why do elephants have flat feet?"

"To stamp out burning ducks."

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to Nothing_but_books]

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I always enjoy your jokes 😂