my people

[Penny-dumped-Leonard]

near miss this a.m.

According to the universe … in that moment I was … invincible!

::insert music::

super pooper!

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All it takes is the right peeps and a shit load of humor🙏👍

[CL3V3R-G1RL]

👏🏽👏🏽

[Sillysausage234]

warms my heart reading this ,well done !

P.s. how close ?…..one fart too many close…too close for comfort….or phew that was way too close ….maybe we can work out a chart for each day

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

Scale of 1-10 type stuff

❤️🐬

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Dolphin14]

I was thinking of a graph like in school … or yeah sliding scale of 1-10 I’m sure this can help, you should maybe head up the chart stuff I’m sure you’re well experienced on gastro wards

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

Correct I have great experience in describing 💩.

Pancake, gelatinous, loose, watery, pencil, pellets, hard, formed, soft

We have varying colors... brown, black, mahogany, bloody, orange, trace blood, clay

Then we have odor for example fowl smelling is one. Some infections and medical conditions have their own unique odor. A trained nose can smell it down the hallway

Shall I continue?

I will do whatever the President requests. I am here to serve the 👑

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Dolphin14]

Gelatinous….wow who knew

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

really good idea to chart.

When I worked in a nursing home years ago we kept a bowel book. Documented daily what was coming out of every resident. Full description required

We should all have one for reference. Perhaps the President could consider the

Daily BM Book

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Dolphin14]

thanks that’s really helpful👍

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

No problem. I can be reached for in-depth consultation but I feel everyone on here knows their shit

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Dolphin14]

well ...I thought I did but now know I’m quite naive

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

You got this

Get to know and own your own shit.

Namaste

[Penny-dumped-Leonard in reply to Dolphin14]

No fireworks. Kachava and coffee. Medication.

[Penny-dumped-Leonard in reply to Penny-dumped-Leonard]

I’ll do it. So far y’all face todays “official log book.”

[Penny-dumped-Leonard in reply to Sillysausage234]

entertain the court!

[Penny-dumped-Leonard in reply to Sillysausage234]

This is riveting shit I must admit.

[Penny-dumped-Leonard in reply to Sillysausage234]

pincher

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Penny-dumped-Leonard]

good job …..impressive puckering

[Dolphin14]

Did you squeeze it back in?

🐬

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Dolphin14]

your bedside manner needs some work dolphin

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

LMAO

Please see my above comment to you. It oozes knowledge

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Dolphin14]

what’s squeeze it back in the medical book?

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

Well that was my little street word

Medically we could say

When you felt the urge to evacuate the bowel did you opt to retract the stool

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Dolphin14]

interesting stuff thanks

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

Enjoy your eve in the UK

🧻🚽🪠💩

[Penny-dumped-Leonard]

bet your sweet ass it did!

[Penny-dumped-Leonard]

todays motivational song to inspire and stim the butt cheeks … we are the champions … queen

[designguy]

I think this whole post should come with a "Warning - Odiferous Potty Humor" - LOL!

[Hidden in reply to designguy]

lol. “Not For The Fecal Sensitive “ 😀

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hey Pres! I too had a “situation” this morning while taking my dogs out to poop. It was a bit worse than a near miss. Immediately thought of you. Dogs wouldn’t go poop though. So much for the family that shits together … 😀

[designguy in reply to Hidden]

A true bonding experience - LOL!

[Hidden in reply to designguy]

one I never knew could exist😀

[designguy in reply to Hidden]

Sign of a true dog lover!

[Penny-dumped-Leonard]

my people! You even love dogs!

[Hidden in reply to Penny-dumped-Leonard]

of course we do. I’m going to start shitting with my dogs at the dog park. Have lots of poop bags.

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it’s gonna be a family affair