Morning everyone, I think we had our Spring yesterday. It was lovely in Derbyshire until the rain came at 4 pm. Today is dull and cold.
Hope everyone is having a relaxing weekend and those that are just starting on their smoke free journey can get as much support from this site as I have. I have only been a member for a few weeks but have many friends who have supported and advised me through my quit.
The picutre is off my eldest dog who sadly died last year name of Simba and that is why I use the name Simba196 in his memory. He was camera shy if he saw a camera he went under the coffee table but managed to get this one on my phone.
if you want a laugh and didn't get on the site last night read the daily blogs there are some great jokes, thanks to Jillygirl, Sue and others.
Just off to see my youngest son (I have two sons and a daughter) and his two children this morning and then over to my daughters who lives 40 miles away to stock her up with food as she returns in the early hours of tomorrow morning from Tenerife with her three boys.
Take care everyone, have a lovely Sunday smoke free and keep smiling. suec x
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Hi Sue, You did it managed to put the daily chat on without that jillygirl interfering. : D
You have a busy day today. enjoy. I shall be seeing my daughter this afternoon. They have a motorbike so if its fine we look after the 11 yr old. whilst they go for a ride. Granddaughter doesn't mind as she isn't bothered about going in the car either.
Thanks Jillygirl, yes managed it thank you. It is lovely to go and see grandchildren isn't it, my eldest is 6 and then they go 5, 4 3, 2 and two babies. Have a great day and speak later. suec xx
Good morning each and everyone one of you beautiful SMOKE FREE people!
Just checking in but have got a stitch in my side still from yesterday due to laughing out loud so much - where did all them come from they were such a tonic to me and hopefully everyone else!
We had a nice day until 4 pm then rain but this morning although very, very windy we do have some blue sky and clouds but they are white ones as opposed to grey/black rainy ones. Will send the sun and blue sky to you all so hopefully it will get there before too long.
Just wanted to let you all know that I am working on my next masterpiece - so you have been warned - but changing the bed and washing plus ironing take priority at the mo with the dogs going in the bath this afternoon! Hey ho - guess I'm going to be a pretty soggy person this pm!!!
Whatever you do today hope you all have a great day and will catch up with everyone later.
Take care and remember, TOGETHER WE ARE DEFINITELY DOING THIS AND WILL WIN!
Thanks Sue Luckily for me I walked the dogs at nearly their usual time (6.30am) and although there were dark clouds there was no rain thankfully.
You and everyone have a souper douper 'clear' day and I now know why monky wasn't ask to do the morning blog!
Hey Simba Sue
Forgot to say that Simba is extremely handsome and he must have brought you a lot of joy and love. I got one of my dogs from a police dog handler and you say that Simba was camera shy well his police dog, who was called Tyson, was the exact opposite. As soon as he saw a camera he sat down and looked at it with the most dopey expression on his face and by all accounts he did this once at a police show half way through his routine because someone on the front row got a camera out ready to take pictures of the next dog to go!!
Morning Suex, I'm glad your having better weather that us, it will make your walk with Barney much more pleasant
Have a great day xx
Morning folks,
Yep, "That Weather's" back again... The Jet Stream the weather forecasters talk of, needs hauling back up nearer to Iceland with a winch or something. Or, I'm going to have to consider moving!
One more week with the eCiggie, then I'm going to try... nothing. Need to keep trying to get the Nicotine out completely - and I haven't done that yet. Ah well, one day at a time I guess.
Will pop in later to night and have a wee catch-up of everyone's day.
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just let me in!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Vera
Vera Who?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is
Funny Puns and One-Liners
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
A backwards poet writes inverse
He had a photographic memory that was never developed
If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
Acupuncture is a jab well done
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Without geometry, life is pointless
Doctor Jokes
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"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
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Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: "Doctor, I have an ear ache."
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1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
Thanks jillygirl and Sue. The weather here(London) is trying to be nice and recover from the rain of yesterday. White fluffy clouds with hints of blue sky. Fingers crossed.
Off out about 2.pm. Child minding whilst they go for a parrot they have seen for sale. only 6 months old. granddaughter doesn't know yet. So they will have a budgie, a cockatiel, and a parrot. Oh what fun.
have a great afternoon with your Granddaughter :), you'll need to get pics of the parrot, if they get it xx
Hi Everyone
Just thought that all this talking makes one thirsty so I've put the kettle on and the cake is ready cut and the biscuits are out if anyone cares to join me.
I hope your all well and enjoying this lovely Sunday although its gone rather dull here now in Derbyshire but never mind eh, cos we cant have the sun alllllll the time can we
Well done dins and got the new house phones sorted out at last so am now going to do some pottering about in the garden, or garage if it starts to rain see you all soon
Sunday afternoon and another dull wet day in Cheltenham. Must of worn myself out at the gym earlier as spent most of the afternoon snoozing!!
Tend to drop in and out of the site most days, delighted to see so many people still non smoking! Eight weeks tomorrow for me... Or is it nine? Must check Fags last blog as exactly two weeks behind! Anyway delighted to have made it this far
Busy arranging holidays, both Bank hols booked, Glastonbury, Greenman, but where should we take Lucy (my faithful old van) for the summer.... Ummm
Sieep well ready to face another smoke free day. Sorry I didn't post any jokes today. Had problems with broadband. It's 11pm now and I have to be up at 6am so take care y'all
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We had it down here all yesterday and it looks like you have it now 
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Daily Chat: Tuesday 2nd April 2013
