I thought, therefore I was.

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I thought I would surprise the wife. I took all the shelves out of the fridge. Then I captured a Zulu and spanked him a few times to make him sting and all angry before bundling him into the fridge. I then casually shuffled into the living room and asked my wife if she wouldn't mind getting me a lolly from the fridge as I have dislocated both my hips whilst nailing onions to all the light bulbs. I then waited with baited breath for the surprise to unfold.

I think, maybe it was a mistake but I'm not sure because she hasn't said anything for ages.

Ah well. Three weeks 3 Days and everything is good(ish)

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