During a bout of profound boredom, I decided to investigate the mysterious booming noises and coloured lights coming from my settee. Imagine how pleased I was when I found two quality street stuffed down the back of the cushions. Considering I thought all my chocolate had been taken by some cheeky 1970s heartthrob, I was well pleased. As I sat down to enjoy my new found treats, I pondered over the wrappings, one green and one red and how these might be used with a bit of sticky tape, to convert my spectacles into 3D.
Well, five minutes later, I am in the middle of the street and it looked just as if the bus was coming straight at me. I never found out what the noises or lights were and I don’t like concussion. 3 Weeks 2 days - leveling out.