World Domination..

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Today I ar mostly be refining clod's revolutionary no smoking plan for worldwide marketing next week.

I will release details of this top secret plan to this forum on condition that it is not made public yet...

It works like this: Whenever I feel like a cigarette. I don't have one.

Clever eh?

When it has made me stinky rich and well famous, I intend to buy Imperial Tobacco and turn it into the Imperial Compost Company.

Please form an orderly queue for shares...

[nsd_user663_2681]

Today I ar mostly be refining clod's revolutionary no smoking plan for worldwide marketing next week.

I will release details of this top secret plan to this forum on condition that it is not made public yet...

It works like this: Whenever I feel like a cigarette. I don't have one.

Clever eh?

When it has made me stinky rich and well famous, I intend to buy Imperial Tobacco and turn it into the Imperial Compost Company.

Please form an orderly queue for shares...

That my friend is a GENIUS plan

[nsd_user663_2681]

Pmsl your bonkers, marry me lol x

Ooh hot off the press first forum wedding, Debbie Clod kind of suits you xx

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Pmsl your bonkers, marry me lol x

...easily best offer I've had all week!! LOL..

[nsd_user663_60964]

It works like this: Whenever I feel like a cigarette. I don't have one.

Clever eh?

Tell you what, Clod, there are management consultants out there who would probably bite your arm off for that idea.

You and Debbie, huh? This I can see...

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You and Debbie, huh? This I can see...

After the wedding, we're off to Havana as consultants for Stannah Stair Lifts.

We will show how they go up, as well as down.

[nsd_user663_60964]

Our Stannah in Havana then?

We shall all form a guard of honour at you & Deb's wedding. We can throw Damart Thermal Underwear instead of confetti.

[nsd_user663_61685]

Well done Clod great idea

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What's with the shortage of Niquitin 1.5mg mints? Went to 3 different chemists today and none available!! Que??

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We can throw Damart Thermal Underwear instead of confetti.

Debs sais that won't be necessary... :rolleyes:

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Im not walking round with knickers on me head x

! am..................

[nsd_user663_54305]

Yah. I love them. Used to be home carer and my little

old ladies used to let me go on theres x

We have an elderly relative who lives in a first floor flat and had a 'Dame Thora' installed for his wife shortly before she passed away. He's well chuffed with it though because now he uses it to get his Tesco home delivery (including his slabs of beer) up the stairs

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We have an elderly relative who lives in a first floor flat and had a 'Dame Thora' installed for his wife shortly before she passed away. He's well chuffed with it though because now he uses it to get his Tesco home delivery (including his slabs of beer) up the stairs

Also great for sacks of coal...

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They have been temporarily withdrawn because of quality issues or so I have been told

Thanks Una....who did you hear that from? They've not been withdrawn from sale though and taken off shelves as some chems still have them.