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[nsd_user663_20558]

I'm having a really bad night tonight. I would kill for a fag. Please can we do something to take my mind off it?

A game?

Oh, honestly, I thought I was over feeling like this. :mad: :mad:

[nsd_user663_22999]

Hi Hellsbelles How can I help?

[nsd_user663_20558]

My husband has just come home with an oatmeal and raisin cookie, which is helping

I don't know. I'm just grumpy and need entertaining. Sorry!

[nsd_user663_22999]

I'm munching the left over chocolate coins from Christmas. Sad sad sad!

How about e-eye spy, or is that just a step too low in the entertainment scheme of schemes?!!

[nsd_user663_20558]

I've got a good idea. How about the 'if' game?

I ask you a question, starting with the word, 'if'. You have to answer it as honestly as possible, then ask me one.

So, to kick off...

IF you had to eliminate one species of creature from the earth, what would you get rid of?

[bbbreezy]

Hello Helsbelles,

Today to amuse myself, I have taken to go back, way back, in the general section and read the funnies! There are some truly funny ones. Some posts are sad with members with health problems. A few of the "oldies" still post. I wonder what happened to many of the others. I hope that they no longer need the forum.

Other than that eat the biscuits...have a cup of tea...search for chocolate.

Feel better

[nsd_user663_22999]

Good plan. Tricky question.

Right this minute the male of the human species, at least the one I share a surname with. He is wittering on about about Sky TV and I'm SIMPLY NOT INETRESTED!

But if he isn't an option ... predictable but spiders.

Here's one for you

If you had to give up one food what would it be?

[nsd_user663_20978]

i would eliminate the wasp

[nsd_user663_20558]

I say my husband brought me a cookie. Actually it is a bag of cookies. There were five. Now there are three. I feel slightly sick.

Thanks everyone. I know it won't last. I will probably be fine tomorrow. Think I'm just bored, it's terrible for making me want to smoke. Because if I had a cigarette, I would have 'something to do'. Good grief, it sounds ridiculous when you say it out loud.

[nsd_user663_20558]

@ dale...

Give up one food... one food I like, presumably? I can think of a ton of stuff I would happily never eat (cauliflower and yoghurt chief among them).

But one I like.. hmm...er... bananas.

OK...

IF you could re-live one day of your life, but exactly as it was, you can't change anything, which one would you have?

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@ helsbelles

OMG tricky. Probably the first time I tried diving. It was utterly totally wonderful, amazing and something I should have done all my life. And believe it not it was in an army swimming pool in Bulford.

If you could only have 1 book to read for the rst of your life (not the encyclopaedia brittanica!) what would it be

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What a great answer!

Hm, talk about hard questions! I could cop out and say the complete works of shakespeare. But if it was just one book, possibly Persuasion or Sense and Sensibility. I could read them over and over and not get bored.

IF... you could have one talent you don't currently have, what would it be?

[nsd_user663_22999]

Thinking up the questions isbharder than answering them!

Ummmmm. Is being slim a talent? If not I'd like to be able to spot the difference between weeds and plants! So a talented gardener I suppose! Actually I hate gardening but probably because I'm so hopeless at it!

If you had to do something that frightens you, what would it be?

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That's easy. Drive. I'm so embarrassed to admit it but I'm 43 an I have never driven a car. I'm completely phobic about it. I have recurring anxiety dreams about being left in control of a car whenever I'm stressed. I would love to just get over myself and learn, but I fear I've left it too late.

IF... you could invite a celebrity for an intimate dinner a deux, who would it be?

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Never say never. Get yourself down to Bovington and get the army to let you drive a tank. Awesome fun and you can't hurt yourself or anything else!

For dinner, and anything else, Pierce Brosnan dribble dribble.

If you were going to be stuck on an island whom would you least like to be stuck with?

[nsd_user663_20558]

Pierce Brosnan... urrrgh, no. He's too smooth for me.

Stuck on an island with... ooh, the choices are endless. David Cameron. Jeremy Clarkson. Noel Edmonds. Timmy Mallett. I could actually make a long list of people who wouldn't last long before I brained them with a coconut.

And now I have to hand the laptop over to OH before bed so I will leave you with this:

Assuming God exists, if you could phone him up tonight, right now, and ask Him one question, what would you ask?

I look forward to your answer.

Thanks for keeping me occupied. Craving gone. Result!!

[nsd_user663_22999]

Helped me too so mutual thanks!

I guess my question would be "who's that?". Great question from you though.

Good night and hope tomorrow is better