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Jeez.. worst nightmare!!

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Crikey!!

I have gained weight since my quit and am currently on a diet as well as stoppin smokin...and I am if i'm honest STARVING!!!

So anyway.. a plumber and his mate have just arrived to fit a sink and one offered me a fag and the other offered me an apple pie - at the same time I was making a cup of tea!! :eek:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :mad: All three of those together = Nice to me! Arghhhhhh.. !!!

I was a good girl though and declined both and proceeded to get my frozen grapes... not so appealing eh! :(

Flippin 'eck that was hard.. just needed to vent that!! Sorry!

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Well done Lady Sa - what a situation to be in eh!!:eek:

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I know it's a bugger - says me stuffing my gub with a piece of toast covered in half an inch of real butter!;)

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Well done Lady Sa!!!!!

What did you say?

"No thanks, I don't smoke" :)

"No thanks, I don't eat apple pie? " :D

Have you tried the frozen banana yet - yummmmeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :p

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Ha ha ha Barb.. yeah sounds funny doesn't it.. !! No pie for me thanks - bad for ya health!! :D

I think I've got bojjit & scarper in ma Mum's kitchen ya know.. !! Dodgy plumbers or what!! :eek:

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P.S. Barb.. the frozen banana didn't cut it for me - did you try it!!?

I thought it was VILE!!! Stick with ma grapes thanks!! Hee hee!! :D

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Does'nt everything taste so good. could eat for England me..!

mark

Oh how I WISH I could just STOP!!!!! Every day is a battle!! I'm finding the diet twice as hard as stopping the smokes!! Eh?!! Why!? :confused:

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I know it's a bugger - says me stuffing my gub with a piece of toast covered in half an inch of real butter!;)

Ok ok.. you got ya own back for my april fool's joke now - stop rubbin it in Mummsy!! ;) :D

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Well done on resisting the fag/pie combo.

Did you manage to resist the two workmen as well?

:eek::p;)

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Well done on resisting the fag/pie combo.

Did you manage to resist the two workmen as well?

:eek::p;)

Ha ha!!.. er.. yup... quite easily!!! Minging comes to mind!!

**giggles a lot at Cword!!** :D

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i was going to say that -- did they offer you their body aswell .....

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i was going to say that -- did they offer you their body aswell .....

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee....! If you'd seen 'em Annette you wouldn't be thinkin that!! Trust me!! he he!! :D

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mmmmmmmmm" dreaming of apple pie"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh well, cabbage soup AGAIN :(

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oh well, cabbage soup AGAIN :(

Never mind Jude - treat you and your girlfriends to a night out dancing......

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Thinking about putting on weight?

Lady, Lady, far be it from me to stop anyone fantasizing about naked workmen (sorry you didn't mention naked... that must be some subliminal part of my fantasy) but on the matter of putting on weight when you stop. I've just read Stopping's Easy by Andy Marshall and he's got a very interesting take on the matter of weight gain or weight loss when you stop smoking.

I'm Spartacus

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Hi

What does he say ....

Somebody remarked the other day - that i could gain weight and put my health at risk with this quit - obviously a smoker ..

But i do beleive the average non smoker would have to gain between 75 and 100 pounds to put the additional work load of their heart as a smoker?

40 days a non smoker and I have gained about three pounds, but the patches and withdrawal made me ill for over two weeks so I didnt eat and the other weeks I kept rowing my with husband and so didnt cook dinners..

Just sat and sulked watching telly, occasionally grizzling .....

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I bumped into an old neighbour in the supermarket. I was remarking on how well he looked (not so long ago he was in intensive care! :eek:) He said he felt great but just had to get rid of the pot belly he's acquired whilst convalescing.

"Don't mention pot bellies! " I cried. "I've put on a stone since I stopped smoking!" :eek:

At that an older lady walked past and touched me on the shoulder. "Don't you worry about that, my dear" she said. "I stopped 20 years ago and initially put on a bit of weight, but it all came back off again and more, without me even trying"

She walked away and didn't hear me ask "When? When will the weight fall off ????" :rolleyes:

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Crikey Barbara, the way I feel at the moment.. I'd have run after her and shaken her screaming "WHEN?!! WHEN??!! TELL ME, TELL ME!!!" :eek:

I'm struggling like mad with this weight gain.. I've put on a stone + in two months and that's with regular running & gym sessions too! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh! :mad:

Has anyone got any tips for speeding up metabolism??? I'm sure that's what it must be.. isn't it??! :(

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Crikey Barbara, the way I feel at the moment.. I'd have run after her and shaken her screaming "WHEN?!! WHEN??!! TELL ME, TELL ME!!!"

LOL - Don't think the thought didn't cross my mind :D

I'm struggling like mad with this weight gain.. I've put on a stone + in two months

Me too ! :eek: And it really really doesn't help when the "better" (?) half says "But you suit a few extra pounds around your hips!" :mad:

Has anyone got any tips for speeding up metabolism??? (

If they have I really wish they'd share them with us ! :(

I have been quit for 1 Month, 2 Weeks, 1 Day, 11 minutes and 12 seconds (46 days). I have saved £230.03 by not smoking 920 cigarettes. I have saved 3 Days, 4 hours and 40 minutes of my life. And gained a stone in weight My Quit Date: 17/02/2008 22:00

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